Osler's Razor

Dusk is spectacular in West Texas-- just an explosion of light. I'm staying at the Camino Real, which is kind of an odd place. The room is huge, but almost devoid of furniture. There is a huge window with a weathered wooden frame, though, that looks out over the city and Mexico beyond.

A fine place from which to haiku. Here are this week's topics:

1) Cooties
2) Writing Syllabi
3) Clowns
4) Big Trial
5) The Spanish Medievalist's election-year highjinks
6) The perfect margarita
7) Project Runway
8) The Book of Galatians
9) Farming accidents
10) The intriguing footnote one in United States v. Williams, 2008 WL 80206 (4th Cir. Jan. 7, 2008).

Here is mine:

Please vote off Sweet P,
She is scarier than a mime
And poorly dressed.

Now it is your turn! 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables...