Friday, December 14, 2007

 

Do you haiku? I do!


Friday is here, and that means it's time for high-quality haiku. It's kind of a bridge between two important weeks: Last week, with all the great sentencing news, and next week, when Bates and I will take on everyone in foosball at Cricket's on Wednesday at 8-11 pm. If you wanna play us, it costs a $5 donation to Mission Waco.

Here are some suggested themes for this week:

1) The most annoying Christmas Carol
2) The best Christmas carol
3) What not to do at the holiday work party
4) Pre-eminent car
5) New IPLawBaby
6) Something that could be chicken-fried, but usually isn't
7) Wii
8) Why everyone seems to have the hots for Swanburg
9) Christmas trees
10) Waylon or Willie?

Here is mine:

My head is throbbing
With lyrics to "Heat Miser"
Stop or I will die!

Now it is your turn-- just make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables.

Comments:
Grandma and Reindeer
Spread no Christmas joy for me
Love "Green Christmas" though
 
Tip for you, IP-
Name that baby "Gladys B."
Only one at school!
 
Can't stand those damn songs
Happy happy joy joy joy
Me= sullen grouch-head
 
Got an Eighty-Two
Vega! That sucka da bomb
Pre-eminent car.
 
My favorite song
For Christmas? No elves...I just
Like "Sportscenter!"
 
Holiday party.
Lots of things you should not do.
Sex in library.
 
rules of engagement
no library sex for sure
nothing Baylor banned
 
Here's what makes me gag
"Rockin' 'round the Christmas Tree"
...New old fashion way?
 
Elvis sings a carol
About his blue, blue, Christmas,
I want to vomit.
 
A very good song
Found on Osler's Christmas Disc
"Maybe This Christmas"
 
bald spot is growing
I treat between billing time
chicken-fried hair food
 
_B_, That's disgusting!
One holiday treat wins out:
Famous Schweatty Balls
 
Swanburg's secret:
Before any trip outside
Rubs himself with cash.
 
No secret, Swanburg!
He just tells the girls his name
Is J. Counseller.
 
This song was once good
The reason it now sucks hard...
It's Johnny Mathis
 
Simple Christmas joy
Fragrant pine, aroma sweet
Welcomes me at home

Nature's peace fills me
When I see her gentle green
God's gift fills the room

Oh Christmas tree bright
I dress you in festive lights
Silently you shine

Family heirlooms hang
New traditions interspersed
Making memories

Such a simple thing
Brings goodness and smiles to all
A Christmas gift...Joy
 
Oh, Wish I had a
River I could skate away
On... Too sad to hear.
 
Fave Christmas song has
eight beats, Foghat's: All I Want
For Christmas Is You.
 
Wii Wii Waa Waa Waa
Nintendo, make us some more!
I need one today!
 
Office bash debacle
Danced too much, and drank, drunk
Photos horrifying
 
The saddest carol? It
is "Have Yourself a Merry
Little Christmas," friends.

In the context of
"Meet Me in St. Louis,"
It's a hopeless dream.

So many soldiers
Did NOT come home then. And
It happens again.
 
Can we have my son's
Engagement bash in the Law
Library or not?
 
Oh boy, law library!
It's a party there every
Day... no need to book.
 
I won't let Bates
Spin my knob, not even for
A good charity.
 
Is a commercial
Carol really a carol?
All those annoy me.
 
Especially when
Played in an elevator
Or while you're waiting . . .
 
Buy for Child Play!
Beauty gift all ages for!
Pre-Eminent Car!
 
Office Party Rules
Do: Supply Guitar Hero
Do Not: Beat your boss
 
Oona, Hadley are
great names for latest issue
of the IPLAWGUY.

Leaving now to get
Large yellow hat for baby.
And ugly green car.

IPLAW you are brave.
I can't fathom more than one
kid. Good Luck with that.

BEST OF LUCK to you IPLAWGUY and IPLAWWIFE and MAMIE E. We will all be thinking about you!!!!
 
Chicken fried eggnog
Hard to get in the fryer
Y'all; but worth it!
 
What not to do, eh?
Photocopy my sweet behind
And leave a copy.
 
Best Christmas Carol
The one who kisses me back
And then nibbles my ear.
 
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