Osler's Razor

Pat Neff would be mortified. Neff, elected Governor of Texas in the 1920s before assuming the Baylor presidency at Pres. Brooks' death in 1931, CANCELED HIS OWN INAUGURAL BALL because (a) Baptists simply didn't dance, (b) he was a staunch Baptist, therefore, (c) Pat Neff didn't dance (and didn't want anyone else to dance either).

The "Miracle on 5th Street" didn't happen until 1995, when Sloan allowed a street dance. Dancing has since become a non-issue at Baylor - to the point where apparently only done in dorm lobbies in pajamas.

At one of Baylor's sister schools elsewhere in the state, students aren't allowed to stand up while playing music in dorm rooms for fear they might dance.
 

Love the guy shooting pool in the background the whole time. Um... those aren't law students, right?
 

I'm guessing it's Hogwarts...they went all out on the common spaces even though the rooms still look like jail cells, haha.
 

They're not law students, they're undergrads, and I am ashamed to know several of them.