Friday, November 30, 2007

 

Haiku Friday: Debate Edition


It has been a big week here at the Razor, dominated by just three events: (1) The Art Briles hire as football coach at Baylor; (2) Trash-talking in preparation for the debate Monday at 7 pm at the law school; and (3) Britney broke up with Justin Timbertoes. So, may we haiku? Yes we may:

Serr is opponent,
Chicago moderates,
Will I get to talk?

Now it is your turn:

Comments:
pre-coffee haiku
absolutely no debate
better with red-eye
 
Federalist Debate
They started at Yale didn't they?
Come full circle now.
 
Justin, Britney and
Briles sittin in a tree,
Baylor 0 and ten.
 
Osler, you sucker
If you want a chance to talk
Tell Serr the wrong room.
 
Anon 8:53--

We tried that last year
With Criminal Procedure--
It really worked!
 
It's green eggs and Serr
He would eat them on page one
Then eat all of yours.
 
I have no haiku.
Port Harcourt Nigeria -
Is it hell on earth?
 
How about this one:
You debate Britney Monday
About her belly.
 
Prof. Osler,

In all your days of haiku, nothing has come close to matching the genius of today's effort.

Congratulations,

Swanburg
 
Swanburg, save debate--
Could you just lure Chicago
Back to your hot tub?
 
Maybe for Christmas
Something useful for Britney
Perhaps common sense!
 
Consider it done.
I’ll offer hearty women
And German cuisine
 
The last World One Class
Athens or Jerusalem
How will Baylor side?
 
Good Question, AM:
Athens or Jerusalem?
I pick Toronto!
 
I heard that Britney
May not be such a great Mom;
Good thing she sings well.
 
Nats trade Schneider, Church
Get Milledge for Center Field
...My mistake, wrong blog
 
Debate costumes, yeah?
Alexander Hamilton,
Aaron Burr. Come on . . .
 
The Wall Street Journal
Reads this blog? Just amazing!
The Razor still rules!
 
I recall World One:
Peer-graded final, yoga,
And one pissed rabbi.

Here's to this 2L
In commemoration of
Virgil's Aeneid.
 
rfd--

Wall Street Journal, Pshaw--
My NPR bit: Seconds
You get a full hour!
 
up at eleven
Whataburger taquitos
hooray for Coco
 
What? More BICer nuts?
Hahahahahahaha
Wait, do I know you?

--lambda class
 
Oh, World Cultures One.
Every final at Baylor
Should be just like that.

Jerusalem is
going down. Duh, no contest.
Togas freakin' RULE!
 
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