Friday, September 21, 2007
The Haiku Friday of Destiny
Practice Courters are surviving. Bloggers are blogging. The rockers are rockin'. IPLawGuy is, uh, helping some guys with their trademark issues. Etc. But for all of us, this much unites us-- it is Haiku Friday.
This weeks (non-mandatory) topics:
1) Britney-- fat?
2) OJ's back!
3) The Bates-alike champion
4) Muppets
5) Curling
6) My favorite bear
7) My worst car ever
8) That one thing I said in class that was really stupid, in retrospect
9) Corn. It is corn.
10) Neil Diamond
Here's mine:
Volkswagon Rabbit
Piped exhaust through the heat ducts
Possibly lethal.
Please, if you have a spare moment, place your own haiku below.
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WOW!!! MEDIEVALIST!!! that is a GREAT Haiku!!!!!
You are like SCARY good at this.
Here is mine:
Station Wagon from
Hell: Green, old, ugly, smelly
DO not remind me.
OJ News: stupid.
Who Cares? Go Away, and take
Star Jones with you, PLEASE!!
Bill, Spencer home soon
I really missed them!!! They had
fun, guys on the road.
You are like SCARY good at this.
Here is mine:
Station Wagon from
Hell: Green, old, ugly, smelly
DO not remind me.
OJ News: stupid.
Who Cares? Go Away, and take
Star Jones with you, PLEASE!!
Bill, Spencer home soon
I really missed them!!! They had
fun, guys on the road.
First car: cheap and used,
No radio, no AC,
Ten-year-old Audi:
Tires had dry-rot, though,
And I didn't know. Driving
Down I-40, they
Came apart. Had the
Car one week. A lesson in
Buyer Beware. Yeah.
But corn is corn. No
Deception there. Fields of green
Mesmerize, solid.
No radio, no AC,
Ten-year-old Audi:
Tires had dry-rot, though,
And I didn't know. Driving
Down I-40, they
Came apart. Had the
Car one week. A lesson in
Buyer Beware. Yeah.
But corn is corn. No
Deception there. Fields of green
Mesmerize, solid.
I promise that I didn't see medievalist's haiku before using "Oops, I did it again." Please forgive me.
Who's that looking fly
In his Wellies and blue coat?
It's Paddington Bear.
Songs about love for
hardcore, barely legal porn.
Neil Diamond - Legend.
In his Wellies and blue coat?
It's Paddington Bear.
Songs about love for
hardcore, barely legal porn.
Neil Diamond - Legend.
'80 Ford Escort
8-Track tape deck. No FM
We called it "Am-Track"
Hospital I.T.
Blocks "The Onion" as porno
But F0X News allowed
8-Track tape deck. No FM
We called it "Am-Track"
Hospital I.T.
Blocks "The Onion" as porno
But F0X News allowed
The Plymouth Cricket
Made in England by Hillman
Gas Pedal broke once
Agressive plaintiff
Sues over pancake house name
I make money. Dumb.
Yes, I met Gingrich
He was professorial
And a little weird.
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Made in England by Hillman
Gas Pedal broke once
Agressive plaintiff
Sues over pancake house name
I make money. Dumb.
Yes, I met Gingrich
He was professorial
And a little weird.
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