Friday, September 21, 2007

 

The Haiku Friday of Destiny


Practice Courters are surviving. Bloggers are blogging. The rockers are rockin'. IPLawGuy is, uh, helping some guys with their trademark issues. Etc. But for all of us, this much unites us-- it is Haiku Friday.

This weeks (non-mandatory) topics:

1) Britney-- fat?
2) OJ's back!
3) The Bates-alike champion
4) Muppets
5) Curling
6) My favorite bear
7) My worst car ever
8) That one thing I said in class that was really stupid, in retrospect
9) Corn. It is corn.
10) Neil Diamond

Here's mine:

Volkswagon Rabbit
Piped exhaust through the heat ducts
Possibly lethal.

Please, if you have a spare moment, place your own haiku below.

# posted by Mark Osler @ 1:03 AM
Comments:
I looked around first
Then I said "you mean, this case?"
Prof just moved on.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:51 AM
 
OJ and Britney,
I think I did it again,
Got lost in the game.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 1:50 AM
 
WOW!!! MEDIEVALIST!!! that is a GREAT Haiku!!!!!

You are like SCARY good at this.

Here is mine:

Station Wagon from
Hell: Green, old, ugly, smelly
DO not remind me.

OJ News: stupid.
Who Cares? Go Away, and take
Star Jones with you, PLEASE!!

Bill, Spencer home soon
I really missed them!!! They had
fun, guys on the road.
# posted by Blogger tydwbleach : 2:29 AM
 
Saw the VMA
The entire Britney debacle
Thank God for wide-screen!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:25 AM
 
Number one vehicle--
Was a Van... No, Astro Van!
Could carry Britney!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:44 AM
 
First car: cheap and used,
No radio, no AC,
Ten-year-old Audi:

Tires had dry-rot, though,
And I didn't know. Driving
Down I-40, they

Came apart. Had the
Car one week. A lesson in
Buyer Beware. Yeah.

But corn is corn. No
Deception there. Fields of green
Mesmerize, solid.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:55 AM
 
Interviews pile up,
Nothing comes from any one,
Couch calls, summer job!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:00 AM
 
Britney, waddle over...
Can I buy you a drink? Like,
Maybe some Slimfast?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:17 AM
 
Dumbest comment, mine:
"Professor Trail, is that right?"
He flew into rage.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:24 AM
 
You can't steal my stuff!
My gun says give it back. Oops,
I did it again.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 11:05 AM
 
I promise that I didn't see medievalist's haiku before using "Oops, I did it again." Please forgive me.
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 11:06 AM
 
If Britney is fat,
then I must be a large blimp,
I'll take SlimFast too.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:20 AM
 
Who's that looking fly
In his Wellies and blue coat?
It's Paddington Bear.

Songs about love for
hardcore, barely legal porn.
Neil Diamond - Legend.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:29 AM
 
Who looks like Bates?
David Koresh, Weird Al, too
Quite a combo, huh?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:43 AM
 
Actually, I heard Bates was starting a church, which scary!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:50 AM
 
Public defender,
Is completely forgiven for
doing it again.
# posted by Blogger The Medievalist : 12:13 PM
 
The Church of Bates,
Lots of running around, then
Ritual haircuts?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:32 PM
 
Black sequin Britney
Had she heard that song before?
Prancing fat n' clueless.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:04 PM
 
What is a Mahna?
Why do we need 2 of them?
Life's great mystery
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:45 PM
 
'80 Ford Escort
8-Track tape deck. No FM
We called it "Am-Track"

Hospital I.T.
Blocks "The Onion" as porno
But F0X News allowed
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:47 PM
 
Was it my worst car?
I will never know once again
RIP Honda Fit
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:53 PM
 
Mercury Topaz
Paid more to fix than to buy
Then it exploded
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:16 PM
 
The Plymouth Cricket
Made in England by Hillman
Gas Pedal broke once

Agressive plaintiff
Sues over pancake house name
I make money. Dumb.

Yes, I met Gingrich
He was professorial
And a little weird.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:21 PM
 
Dick Cheney is fat.
Britney is becoming fat.
A coincidence?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:29 PM
 
Oh that Canada!
Curling is a goofy sport
You would agree, eh?
# posted by Blogger Unknown : 3:31 PM
 
Cheney and Britney,
Sitting in a tree, K-I-
S-S-I-N-G!
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:15 PM
 
Powell: "Hey, Elmo!"
Guy trots down from the back row,
Fixes the Elmo.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:51 PM
 
Jack Black, nude. Oh, no!
It is kind of like Britney
Except he can sing.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 6:39 PM
 
Yogi is my fav
A bear with 'tude, plus Boo-Boo
But he had no pants.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:22 PM
 
I cannot believe
you get 29 haikus
a god among men.
# posted by Blogger Anne-Marie Schultz : 10:16 PM
 
Britney? Um, we just
Brought the Astro-Van around
You can use the ramp.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:00 PM
 
Britney, such a slug:
Jobba the Hut wants refund
on his cable bill.
# posted by Blogger talltenor : 11:11 PM
 
Muppets win the prize.
Hate Barney; love Miss Piggy.
Oh wait. That's Britney.
# posted by Blogger Yee : 11:17 PM
 
Ow, Yee! Cutting 'ku
Miss Piggy, though, had some class
Wouldn't wear that thing.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 11:28 PM
 
Sweet Caroline? No!
Doesn't matter how you look,
Britney is no Neil.
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 2:39 PM
 
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