Friday, August 31, 2007
Crabby, Overtired PC Student Haiku Friday!
Looking up at the PR class today, I could see the following archetypes:
40% zombies
30% angry
20% sentient but thinking about food
5% manic, laughing inappropriately at children dying in a horrible bus accident
3% catatonic stupor
1% homicidal, paranoid, and narcoleptic
1% The Unflappable Dan Stokes, who seems skeptically engaged at all times, in all situations
Anyways, here are the themes for this week's haiku:
1) Bates!
2) I'm homicidal, paranoid, and narcoleptic
3) Lines from the movies Animal House or Ghostbusters
4) Miss Teen South Carolina
5) The Immortal Marvin Gaye
6) What should change at Baylor Law School
7) viscuous liquid expelled onto me by IPLawBaby
8) Orientation
9) Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho)
10) My worst birthday ever
Here is mine:
The Iraq, Asians,
US Americans, they
All love the blondes!
Now you can write your own! Just make it fit the model of 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables!
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Press your luck P C
no memo, no memo, stop!
yeah . . . i'm too tired to finish this one - i'm gonna take a 3 hour nap
no memo, no memo, stop!
yeah . . . i'm too tired to finish this one - i'm gonna take a 3 hour nap
# posted by 
: 11:50 PM
: 11:50 PM
Dan is like Mr. Roarke on Fantasy Island, cool as a cucumber.
Worst birthday? Alone,
the Tate Modern bar. London
at my feet, homesick.
Worst birthday? Alone,
the Tate Modern bar. London
at my feet, homesick.
Picket signs, and picket
lines, don't punish me, Marvin
Come back,sing for us.
About House, we are
now alone in it, with our
Lawyer. Study hard, please.
May have to live in
McFake McFrance, Faux Chateau
for another year.
First I'm happy that
no one was hurt. Still am now,
but mad, mad, mad too.
Animal House, The
Insider: stuff in common?
Bruce McGill, D DAY.
Bruce screaming lawyer
in The Insider. But does
that really happen?
I loved that movie.
Great movie. Tobacco
bad, attorneys good.
lines, don't punish me, Marvin
Come back,sing for us.
About House, we are
now alone in it, with our
Lawyer. Study hard, please.
May have to live in
McFake McFrance, Faux Chateau
for another year.
First I'm happy that
no one was hurt. Still am now,
but mad, mad, mad too.
Animal House, The
Insider: stuff in common?
Bruce McGill, D DAY.
Bruce screaming lawyer
in The Insider. But does
that really happen?
I loved that movie.
Great movie. Tobacco
bad, attorneys good.
Ginger, I've been there . . . but it wasn't on my birthday.
Day after Christmas:
Everybody's afterthought,
"*$%^&! It's your birthday!"
Day after Christmas:
Everybody's afterthought,
"*$%^&! It's your birthday!"
# posted by : 6:19 AM
: 6:19 AM
If someone asks if
You are a god, you say yes.
Winston was the best.
Today is special.
It is the girlfriend's birthday.
Party at Shogun's.
You are a god, you say yes.
Winston was the best.
Today is special.
It is the girlfriend's birthday.
Party at Shogun's.
# posted by : 2:50 PM
: 2:50 PM
My very own Razor shoutout?
I feel like a celebrity!
My Haiku:
I'm H P and N!
I'll kill them 'fore they kill me!
I'll just........zzzzzzzzzzzz.
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I feel like a celebrity!
My Haiku:
I'm H P and N!
I'll kill them 'fore they kill me!
I'll just........zzzzzzzzzzzz.
# posted by : 9:39 PM
: 9:39 PM << Home
