Friday, July 27, 2007
Haiku Day-- Friday! Friday! Ooooohhhh... Friday!
Canby Telecom.
We'll clean your kitchen Faster.
Higher. Farther. BOOOOM!!!!!
That was last week's winner, from Tydwbleach. It's hard to wrap up all the complexities of a house explosion in three lines, but there you go... excellent job. Now you get to pick this week's winner.
And now, the topics for the contest:
1) Spider-pig!
2) The bar exam
3) Summer
4) Harry Potter
5) What I plan to do this weekend
6) Food
7) Socks
8) Electricity
Or, just pick your own. Here's my haiku:
Spider-pig! Splendid!
See him walk on the ceiling!
I love you, Homer.
Now, you go-- (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables)
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Read the Potter books
Don't recall Occlumency
What's that anyway?
This Saturday night
Rock show, I'm ready to go
Jack and Meg, they rock!
Don't recall Occlumency
What's that anyway?
This Saturday night
Rock show, I'm ready to go
Jack and Meg, they rock!
# posted by 
: 10:37 PM
: 10:37 PM
Harry Potter, for
all: nerds, jocks, and even a
bar exam proctor.
And for IPLaw Guy,
Occlumency's like
Discovery...reveal no
privileged info.
all: nerds, jocks, and even a
bar exam proctor.
And for IPLaw Guy,
Occlumency's like
Discovery...reveal no
privileged info.
The actual line was "You remember uncle joe/he was afraid to cut the cake." Or something like that. I think Bob Seger couldn't find much to rhyme with the song title ("Fire lake")
Weekend plans? Beer, beer,
And more beer!! One syllable,
So much enjoyment!
Electricity??
I'm afraid Osler's mailing
It in on subjects.
The Detroit Cobras...
Haven't heard that name in far
Too long...very rock!!
Adults in costume??
Fake wizards and fake words like
Muggle? Harry's back!!
Jack and Meg have left...
Moved to Nashville to escape
Detroit...a good choice??
And more beer!! One syllable,
So much enjoyment!
Electricity??
I'm afraid Osler's mailing
It in on subjects.
The Detroit Cobras...
Haven't heard that name in far
Too long...very rock!!
Adults in costume??
Fake wizards and fake words like
Muggle? Harry's back!!
Jack and Meg have left...
Moved to Nashville to escape
Detroit...a good choice??
# posted by : 11:01 AM
: 11:01 AM
Jack Moved to Nashville
To be near his Work Wife Miss
Loretta Lynn. Yep.
Bob Seger on tour.
Been House Husband For last ten
years. Soccer Mom Bob.
Forgot other ones:
What I like about you, by
The Romantics. Yep.
Jeffrey Feiger's bro
was in The Knack. My my my
my my Sharona.
To be near his Work Wife Miss
Loretta Lynn. Yep.
Bob Seger on tour.
Been House Husband For last ten
years. Soccer Mom Bob.
Forgot other ones:
What I like about you, by
The Romantics. Yep.
Jeffrey Feiger's bro
was in The Knack. My my my
my my Sharona.
# posted by : 12:25 PM
: 12:25 PM
Summer decadence:
Old friends, home-cooked Tuscan meals,
Wine flowing, the deck
Overflows with warmth;
Porch potatoes for three days,
Great summer idyll.
Old friends, home-cooked Tuscan meals,
Wine flowing, the deck
Overflows with warmth;
Porch potatoes for three days,
Great summer idyll.
# posted by : 12:33 PM
: 12:33 PM
No HP Fever
No! Don't want to know the end!
Hiding in a cave
A cave? or Phoenix?
Same difference; far away
No human contact
Love my mother, but--
Stuck in apartment all day
Get me out of here!
No! Don't want to know the end!
Hiding in a cave
A cave? or Phoenix?
Same difference; far away
No human contact
Love my mother, but--
Stuck in apartment all day
Get me out of here!
# posted by : 3:09 PM
: 3:09 PM
Everyone's on a
vacation except for me.
I'm with Slobber Dawg.
Boogie, How do you
make such copious amounts
of slobber? STOP IT!!!!
Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,
Pant,Pant,Pant,Pant,Pant,Pant,Pant,
Drool, drink from toilet.
I miss Riley the
Speed Bump Dawg. He was lazy
but not slobbery.
Boogie loves people.
IN YOUR FACE type of dog. HEY!!!!!
WHAT'S UP???? WANT SOME SLIME????
Not the dog I picked....
I was vetoed. Kid, Bill LOVE
the Boogie Man Dawg.
I always yell at him.
"BOOGIE! GET DOWN!!!BOOGIE, DOWN!"
Disco Sliming dog.
Spencer loves the dog.
Bill loves the dog. I must go
buy an umbrella.
vacation except for me.
I'm with Slobber Dawg.
Boogie, How do you
make such copious amounts
of slobber? STOP IT!!!!
Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,Lick,
Pant,Pant,Pant,Pant,Pant,Pant,Pant,
Drool, drink from toilet.
I miss Riley the
Speed Bump Dawg. He was lazy
but not slobbery.
Boogie loves people.
IN YOUR FACE type of dog. HEY!!!!!
WHAT'S UP???? WANT SOME SLIME????
Not the dog I picked....
I was vetoed. Kid, Bill LOVE
the Boogie Man Dawg.
I always yell at him.
"BOOGIE! GET DOWN!!!BOOGIE, DOWN!"
Disco Sliming dog.
Spencer loves the dog.
Bill loves the dog. I must go
buy an umbrella.
# posted by : 3:17 PM
: 3:17 PM
An ode to a recent client:
Mister Officer,
let's make out in th' restroom!
D'oh, plead me guilty.
Mister Officer,
let's make out in th' restroom!
D'oh, plead me guilty.
# posted by : 4:34 PM
: 4:34 PM
Ouch, ouch, ouch, my mouth.
Alas, make this pain begone
Cold, sweet popsicle.
Is "begone" one word or two????
Alas, make this pain begone
Cold, sweet popsicle.
Is "begone" one word or two????
# posted by : 6:53 PM
: 6:53 PM
OK Since you mentioned spiders:
Spencer like his mother often sings songs where he has the words completely WRONG and does not care. This makes Daddy crazy but anyway today was the best. He was trying to sing the "Itsy Bitsy Spider went down the water spout."
Here is what he sang instead:
"The Itchy Bitchy Spiderman went down the Chimney Sprout."
Spencer like his mother often sings songs where he has the words completely WRONG and does not care. This makes Daddy crazy but anyway today was the best. He was trying to sing the "Itsy Bitsy Spider went down the water spout."
Here is what he sang instead:
"The Itchy Bitchy Spiderman went down the Chimney Sprout."
# posted by : 8:15 PM
: 8:15 PM
Ok Tyd, that was my laugh for the day!! I'll never sing Itsy Bitsy the same. Thanks!
Here goes:
Vacation over,
Back to work, punching the clock.
Letterman intern?
Planes, trains, boats, taxis
Atlantic City haircut
Mr. CL broke!!
IPLawGuy gets
meet and greet with FBI-
holds my purse and phone!
Want to see slideshow?
Would not torture friends so.
Come to Razor Bash!
Here goes:
Vacation over,
Back to work, punching the clock.
Letterman intern?
Planes, trains, boats, taxis
Atlantic City haircut
Mr. CL broke!!
IPLawGuy gets
meet and greet with FBI-
holds my purse and phone!
Want to see slideshow?
Would not torture friends so.
Come to Razor Bash!
# posted by : 9:19 PM
: 9:19 PM
IPLawguy met the FBI while holding a purse? Aren't they kind of used to that? I mean, with Hoover and everything...
# posted by : 10:14 PM
: 10:14 PM
The Boogie Man Dawg
ESCAPED tonight, but came back.
Pain in the ass dog.
Let's talk about the
dog I wanted: Meesha. Shy,
Quiet, Mellow, CALM.
She was a Mastiff.
Would have grown into a horse.
But a quiet one.
Instead we have sweet
wet slimy drooly nutty
escape artist dawg.
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ESCAPED tonight, but came back.
Pain in the ass dog.
Let's talk about the
dog I wanted: Meesha. Shy,
Quiet, Mellow, CALM.
She was a Mastiff.
Would have grown into a horse.
But a quiet one.
Instead we have sweet
wet slimy drooly nutty
escape artist dawg.
# posted by : 10:42 PM
: 10:42 PM << Home
