Saturday, June 23, 2007

 

Harry Potter and the Spiral of Blame


Like everyone else, I'm all excited for the release of the seventh and last Harry Potter book next month, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But... what if there is an eighth book? What should it be called? Remember, he would be the age of a college freshman for this one. Maybe we should have a contest... here are my ideas:

Harry Potter and the Gentleman's C

Harry Potter and the Enchanted Pregnancy Test

Harry Potter and the Very Odd English Professor with the Troubling Personal Habits

Harry Potter and the Spring Break Debacle

Harry Potter and the Drum Circle of Austin

What's your idea?

# posted by Mark Osler @ 11:02 AM
Comments:
Harry Potter and the Men of Sigma Chi

Harry Potter and the Fake ID

Harry Potter and the Maiden's Dilemma
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:02 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Draught Beers of Georgetown
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:20 PM
 
Oh yeah--

Harry Potter and the Harlot of Yeats Hall
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:22 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Purloined Essay
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:56 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Keg Stand.

Harry Potter and the walk fo shame.

Harry Potter and the sorcerer stoned.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of firewater.

Harry Potter and the tuesday/thursday schedule
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:47 PM
 
Harry potter and the Axis of evil

Harry Potter and the Hot Flashes


Harry Potter and the over the counter cold medicine

Harry Potter and the Donut

Harry Potter and the broken crock pot

Harry Potter v. Winnie the Pooh

Harry Potter and the Luthier

Harry Potter in Lego Land
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:39 PM
 
Harry as a Longhorn, yes!
Hmm,
Harry Potter Visits Hippie Hollow
or,
Harry Potter and the Board at his Co-op?
# posted by Blogger Ginger Hunter : 4:05 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Curse of the Beer Goggles

Harry Potter and the Federal Sentencing Guidelines

Harry Potter and the Embarassing Trip to the Emergency Room
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:43 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Failed Simulated MBE
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 5:49 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Ubiquitous Urban Cougar Beatrix Potter: A semester as an anthropomorphic rabbit.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:09 PM
 
Harry Potter and Hogworts Gone Wild: The Uncensored Version
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:19 PM
 
Harry Potter and That One Girl From Houston Who Smells Funny
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:38 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Inquisitor who burned him for his heresy.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:59 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Freshman Fifteen

Harry Potter becomes Fratastic

Harry Potter and the Enchanted Kegstand
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 9:42 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Insatiable Lust for Royalties
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 12:51 AM
 
Harry Potter and the Crappy 1997 Honda Civic

Harry Potter and the Bewitching BIC Advisor
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:22 AM
 
Harry Potter wakes up after a weekend of binge drinking, shrooms, bad dope and excessive partying, finds a scar on his head and realizes it was all just a really messed up hallucination.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:53 AM
 
Harry Potter and the quest for the beer bong

Harry Potter and the lost weekend

Harry Potter and the major question
(or now what do I do with a degree in witchcraft)
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 1:51 PM
 
Harry Potter in: Dude, wheres my Broom?
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 3:02 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Mystical Frothy Beverage

Harry Potter and the Well-Earned Mardi Gras Beads

Harry Potter and the Quill of Failing

Harry Potter and the Mystery of the French Fryer

I see these as sort of a linear progression... so I'm up to Book 11. Maybe the 12th one can be Harry Potter and the Missing Social Security Funds.
# posted by Blogger Yee : 3:13 PM
 
Harry Pothead and the Magical Shrooms

Harry Potter and the Quest for the PILF's Favor

Harry Potter and the Curse of the Community Leader

Harry Potter Sues Frank Shushok For Copyright Infringement

Harry Potter and the Great Bocktoberfest

Harry Potter and the Hour of Power

Harry Potter and the Talking Goat

Harry Potter and the Quest for the Holy Grail

Harry Potter and the Talking Puffalump

Harry Potter and The Clap
# posted by Blogger Coco : 10:49 PM
 
Harry Potter and a Blindfolded Night of Torture

Harry Potter and the Secret of Two Minnies

Harry Potter and the Pool Full of Beer
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 10:53 PM
 
How about...
Harry Potter and the Annoyingly Slow Web Browser,
Harry Potter and the Flatulent Classmate,
Harry Potter and the Cramped Dorm Room,
Or some variations on existing names...
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Dandruff (Sorcerer's Dandruff in US release )
Harry Potter and the Lunch Hall of Secrets,
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Practice Court,
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Beer,
Harry Potter and the Order of the
Fraternity,
Harry Potter and the Half-Bloodstained Shirt,
and, Harry Potter and the Deathly Exams
-iHarryPotter
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:55 PM
 
Harry Potter and the Rejection From Harvard

Harry Potter and the Deathly S.A.T.s

Harry Potter and the Problem of the Nonexistent Birth Cirtificate

Harry Potter and the Horrible Essay

Harry Potter and the Idiotic Professor
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 8:05 PM
 
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