Osler's Razor

There were no steroids
used in Practice Court, unless
you were...Paul Bailiff.
 

Stop! My eyes! My eyes!
Those horrid black pants from Hell
Still, they haunt my dreams...
 

IP Slaw Guy,
Does he really pee slaw?
Larry King must know.
 

My theory: Those pants
Are full of Carnie Wilson
And that's kinda gross.
 

I love Dick Cheney
But I love my face much more
Please do not shoot me
 

I don't get some things.
But I still love The Razor.
I love my new job.

Talked to Vice Nerd from
last job: Three people have quit
since me. HA! Nerds suck.

Well, not all, but those
Nerds were jerks. Spencer likes the
YMCA Camp.

Not perfect, but he has
fun, meets kids. He is in the
Rascally Raccoons. (class)

The Raccoons have a
theme each week: This was "Fun at
Camp" week, I am told.

Miss Anna, and Miss
Lydia both say Spencer
adjusting quite well.

Next week is "Under
the Sea" week I think. Also
field trips once a week!

THis week: to the park.
Next week, to the Library.
Places they walk to.

His regular (pre)school
starts again in fall. Bill will
work there once a week.

Bill is good with kids,
plus he can fix broken stuff.
Teacher Gina loves Bill.

Three reasons I love
Bill: Good sport, fixes stuff and
he is a great dad.

I have to be in
Matt's Master bedroom at 9
AM sharp. Good Night.
 

Oh chili Paris,
Cheney, Potter on Friday,
Can't get waited on.

Kids go home Monday,
My life will again be mine,
Potter in college?
 

Why did she come back?
It really can give me a
big ol heart attack
 

Now "Under The Sea"
Spencer wearing cement shoes
Donut did it (sad).
 

I love Dick Cheney!
He hides me in his office
I give him kisses!
 

Cheney good with kids,
plus he can fix broken stuff.
Teacher Gina loves Dick.
 

Paris on my mind
Now she has freckles, small bust
And prison tattoos.
 

The Immigration Bill

to the President:
"your base are belong to us."
Love, U.S. Senate
 

Peeked at Osler
He's wearing his thinking hat
And squinting at books.
 

Westlaw printer works!
Quick, Westlaw Rep! Get down there
To disable it, fast!
 

What is love? baby
Don't shoot me, don't shoot, no more
Well, I guess love hurts
 

Osler's new haircut?
Dyed pink? Mohawk? A mullet?
Audience wants news!
 

I blew up Tyd's house
I'm three and I own a gun
Spencer;s a mobster
 

I get overworked
seven hundred times a day
all from Tydwbleach
 

Oh, silly Donut!
Welcome to Texas, where all
3-year-olds have guns!
 

Throat constricting tight!
Flu during Big Trial...relief?
Steroid inhaler.
 

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refrigerator...

Heard at an office cupcake party! (Yes - the hard life of a working girl, right Tyd?!)
Look here for more info!
http://www.threadless.com/product/623/Haikus_are_easy_but
 

My haikus too long
mostly about nothing. Deal
with it, server thing.

Spencer switched daycamps
today. Raccoons at Y too
wild. Spence now Starfish.

Spencer switched to Learning
Tree. More structure, less chaos.
Plus I hate raccoons.

He will start after
they come back from trip next week.
He will like it more.

My friend Siri said
it best: "It takes a village
To raise Spencer." HA!
 

Jet Blue from Long Beach
Blue Terra Chips so what? Still
a long five hour flight

Black slacks, ooooh black slacks
Black slacks When I put 'em on
I'm ready to go
 

Anonymous said...

"Oh, silly Donut!
Welcome to Texas, where all
3-year-olds have guns! "

Try Arizona
The Land of Crystals, Pistols
and Kevlar Pull-ups
 

Unstoppable force
Diabolical Donut
Has he gone too far?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mx6G-O3AWQs
 

Blast your rock and roll
Fight the power, Tied 2 Bleach
Defend your Speakers!
 

Liz is staying home
miles of blues songs 'bout "Wimmens"
and wine......but no whine

B.B. in the front
Piglet on phones in the back
Chapin guys road trip
 

1) I love you, Dick Cheney!
2) Harry Potter in college
3) The problem with my swimsuit
4) Steroid use in Practice Court
5) Black polyester slacks
6) The immigration bill
7) Poor retail service
8) Chilly/chili/Chile
9) Paris returns
10) The end of Big Trial
I will magically put them all in 3 haikus...

Dick Cheney sure rocks!
Harry's really mad at me,
It's a bikini.

Steroids break the law,
Are these the old HUGE black pants?
400 pages.

Got my order wrong,
Paris is back from chili,
The big trial ends!!!!!