Friday, May 04, 2007
Oh, yeah, Friday! Haiku Friday!
Doh! I'm so buried in my books that I forgot what day it is. And it is... haiku Friday. Here we go, people--
No smokin', lady--
I have got my own zone here
Go smoke in Boston.
If you need help, here are the Spanish Medievalist's suggested topics for today:
1. Prosecuting Jesus
2. Slumming in New York City
3. Thunderstorms
4. The price of tea in China
5. Painless dentistry
6. The length of Nancy Pelosi's skirts
7. The best Martini money can buy
8. 101 new uses for the Baylor Law School Sippy Mugs
Now, you write one. 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables.
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Lightning crashes hard
Thunder is not far behind
Good thing I can't drive...
I have no car now
It sits at Ford in waiting--
What is wrong with me?
Went to 2 car guys
Neither one did any good
Can't find the sickness.
I know why it's sick.
Left Amy at the airport
Hard to say goodbye.
So many goodbyes
Hopefully not for too long
I keep in touch well.
Commencement complete.
We survived, made parents proud.
We stuck together.
Could not help but smile
As I walked across the stage,
You called out my name.
Goose! and Silverman!
Will anyone remember
Darren Indermill?
As the thunder pounds
And chaos surrounds us, I
think of you. And smile.
Thunder is not far behind
Good thing I can't drive...
I have no car now
It sits at Ford in waiting--
What is wrong with me?
Went to 2 car guys
Neither one did any good
Can't find the sickness.
I know why it's sick.
Left Amy at the airport
Hard to say goodbye.
So many goodbyes
Hopefully not for too long
I keep in touch well.
Commencement complete.
We survived, made parents proud.
We stuck together.
Could not help but smile
As I walked across the stage,
You called out my name.
Goose! and Silverman!
Will anyone remember
Darren Indermill?
As the thunder pounds
And chaos surrounds us, I
think of you. And smile.
http://frontburner.dmagazine.com/2007/05/04/last-nights-mavericks-game-in-haiku/
I am wearing a
Pair of underwear from Tuesday
To ensure a win
Baron Davis beard power
Made Golden State win the game
Shave it, they lose all.
Can you please make a
f—ing basket and make a
G.D. rebound, please?
You play like girls, Mavs
Geriatric quadriplegic
Girls play better than you.
Oh my god did I
Just see Owen Wilson cheer
The f—ing Golden State squad?
Mavs, Mavs, Mavs, Mavs, Mavs
You broke my heart, shattered dreams
Trying to kill me?
I am wearing a
Pair of underwear from Tuesday
To ensure a win
Baron Davis beard power
Made Golden State win the game
Shave it, they lose all.
Can you please make a
f—ing basket and make a
G.D. rebound, please?
You play like girls, Mavs
Geriatric quadriplegic
Girls play better than you.
Oh my god did I
Just see Owen Wilson cheer
The f—ing Golden State squad?
Mavs, Mavs, Mavs, Mavs, Mavs
You broke my heart, shattered dreams
Trying to kill me?
A Texan eyes
the natives, knowing "not home"
is always slumming
-----
Fast New Yorker
Slow Down! Mosey, amigo.
We say Hoo-ston.
the natives, knowing "not home"
is always slumming
-----
Fast New Yorker
Slow Down! Mosey, amigo.
We say Hoo-ston.
Driving to S.C.
Seventeen-hour car trip
Ten hours today
I'd forgotten how
I-20 is littered with
Bad Southern drivers
None of them know how
To use the blinker when they
Want to change a lane
They like to speed, too
90 in a 70?
Oh my God, slow down!
Ugh, construction zones!
Orange barrels everywhere
But no one working
And where did all the
Alabama traffic come
From? No one lives here!
Southerners can't drive!
Highway patrol, where are you?
Not on I-20!
NYC's great, though
Subways, no Southern drivers
Better way of life
The Village, Soho,
Brooklyn Heights, the Promenade
I love NYC
Oh, and by the way
I like "How-ston" better than
"Hoo-ston" - no offense
Seventeen-hour car trip
Ten hours today
I'd forgotten how
I-20 is littered with
Bad Southern drivers
None of them know how
To use the blinker when they
Want to change a lane
They like to speed, too
90 in a 70?
Oh my God, slow down!
Ugh, construction zones!
Orange barrels everywhere
But no one working
And where did all the
Alabama traffic come
From? No one lives here!
Southerners can't drive!
Highway patrol, where are you?
Not on I-20!
NYC's great, though
Subways, no Southern drivers
Better way of life
The Village, Soho,
Brooklyn Heights, the Promenade
I love NYC
Oh, and by the way
I like "How-ston" better than
"Hoo-ston" - no offense
Insurance co says
time for a new house. Okay.
this is bad and good.
How many times have you
heard people say: "If I
had to do it over...."
Well, I do have it
to do over. Kind of good.
Light at tunnel's end
Now comes big fight. With
Bill. Will our marriage survive
building house again?
He likes wood trim. I
like white. So many choices
and fights to be had.
He likes farm houses.
I want a Mansard roof. Me:
France. Him: Amish land.
I want lots of tile!!!!!
He loves wood. I am Lisa
to his Oliver.
Car is back at least.
I have lots of "homework" to
do for my lawyer.
I LIKE hotel life.
free breakfast, snacks,
time for a new house. Okay.
this is bad and good.
How many times have you
heard people say: "If I
had to do it over...."
Well, I do have it
to do over. Kind of good.
Light at tunnel's end
Now comes big fight. With
Bill. Will our marriage survive
building house again?
He likes wood trim. I
like white. So many choices
and fights to be had.
He likes farm houses.
I want a Mansard roof. Me:
France. Him: Amish land.
I want lots of tile!!!!!
He loves wood. I am Lisa
to his Oliver.
Car is back at least.
I have lots of "homework" to
do for my lawyer.
I LIKE hotel life.
free breakfast, snacks,
OOPS I hit wrong button
stupid laptop... i am tydwbleach
as if you did not know..
I like hotel life.
Free breakfast, snacks, someone else vaccuums. I like it.
Bill now reads Razor.
His haiku is next...will be
about wood, no doubt.
Congrats to all of
you graduates!!!!WAY TO GO!!!
Will you miss Osler?
One more: Spencer calls
the "alligator" to the
twenty third floor. HA!
stupid laptop... i am tydwbleach
as if you did not know..
I like hotel life.
Free breakfast, snacks, someone else vaccuums. I like it.
Bill now reads Razor.
His haiku is next...will be
about wood, no doubt.
Congrats to all of
you graduates!!!!WAY TO GO!!!
Will you miss Osler?
One more: Spencer calls
the "alligator" to the
twenty third floor. HA!
Spencer TAKES the alligator to the 23d floor. we actually had to bring him to the attorney's office the other day.
what will you do when your clients bring a three year old in? I'll bet that was not on the bar exam.
what will you do when your clients bring a three year old in? I'll bet that was not on the bar exam.
My haiku on wood
Kidding, despite what Liz thinks
I have other thoughts.
House hunt continues
Another candidate down
No grizzlies allowed
Dog, diapers, and wife
Hotel room growing smaller
Need cone of silence
Liz hit wrong button
I married anonymous
My wife "what's her name"
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Kidding, despite what Liz thinks
I have other thoughts.
House hunt continues
Another candidate down
No grizzlies allowed
Dog, diapers, and wife
Hotel room growing smaller
Need cone of silence
Liz hit wrong button
I married anonymous
My wife "what's her name"
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