Friday, May 18, 2007
It's Haiku Flibberdijibbit!
Welcome back! I haiku-- do you? If so, this is the place, and here are this week's themes:
1) IPLawEnemy
2) The Return of Kris Fahrenthog
3) Crikey's! Everyone is going crazy on Swanbug's blog!
4) Summer in Texas
5) Things to do in Switzerland if you are drunk
6) Sentencing Guidelines!
7) Fire
8) My fantasy t-shirt
9) Aggies and their "problem"
10) "I heart ____."
Here is mine:
Quick, call 911!
They have removed the air
And locked the doors!
(This refers to a Baylor email of this week announcing that "This afternoon there will be no air and the doors will be locked." It was unclear why this was desirable)
For yours, make sure it is 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables...
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12:10 morning time
I'm still not the first to post?
Osler is Famous
Don't laugh at me, Man
My Sci fi t shirt is cool
Han, in fact, Shot First
I'm still not the first to post?
Osler is Famous
Don't laugh at me, Man
My Sci fi t shirt is cool
Han, in fact, Shot First
Seen that bungee jump:
From a dam, valley WAY down;
Only Bond can do it.
Swiss drinking's an art;
Cafe life, time winds slowly,
Afternoon merlot
Or beers and bratwurst,
Standing at a high table,
Staple of Swiss life;
Drunk's for the young, on
The last train, sloshing home, or
Expats, looking for
A common language,
A third home; too easy, but
Real language takes time.
From a dam, valley WAY down;
Only Bond can do it.
Swiss drinking's an art;
Cafe life, time winds slowly,
Afternoon merlot
Or beers and bratwurst,
Standing at a high table,
Staple of Swiss life;
Drunk's for the young, on
The last train, sloshing home, or
Expats, looking for
A common language,
A third home; too easy, but
Real language takes time.
No air and locked doors!!
Claustrophobic's nightmare scene--Baylor masochists?
Must be a movie
In there: "Escape from Law School:
Baylor, Part One"
Claustrophobic's nightmare scene--Baylor masochists?
Must be a movie
In there: "Escape from Law School:
Baylor, Part One"
If I made a shirt
It would have cheese puffalumps
And bunny zombies
When in Switzerland,
Leave and go to Amsterdam
Hammered? Get stoned.
Not a bad person
Amsterdam has lots of rocks!
And also hookers...
It would have cheese puffalumps
And bunny zombies
When in Switzerland,
Leave and go to Amsterdam
Hammered? Get stoned.
Not a bad person
Amsterdam has lots of rocks!
And also hookers...
Haikus can be fun,
but sometimes they dont make sense
Refrigerator.
(I saw this on a t-shirt but I wish I had made it up).
but sometimes they dont make sense
Refrigerator.
(I saw this on a t-shirt but I wish I had made it up).
Swanburg's blog gone nuts
Some want jobs handed to them
Takes work to get work
Easy to blame Kat
Much harder to go find work
Don't bitch; make a pitch
If can't sell yourself
How will you be rainmaker
Please be dynamic
Some want jobs handed to them
Takes work to get work
Easy to blame Kat
Much harder to go find work
Don't bitch; make a pitch
If can't sell yourself
How will you be rainmaker
Please be dynamic
In Switzerland, drunk
Hop on over to Norway,
For some death metal
The "Aggie Problem"
The sheep are all scared, women
Are lonely, unloved
Hop on over to Norway,
For some death metal
The "Aggie Problem"
The sheep are all scared, women
Are lonely, unloved
Oh Guidelines, I do
reach for thy handbook each day,
but just to make sure.
I check my numbers,
and argue with you, handbook.
Guidelines: friend or foe?
reach for thy handbook each day,
but just to make sure.
I check my numbers,
and argue with you, handbook.
Guidelines: friend or foe?
Coke, Crack, Happy Dust
California Cornflakes
Peruvian Flake
Judge, it's all the same
Send me to the pokey now
Just not for too long
I have things to do
Plenty of work on outside
Crystal meth pays big
California Cornflakes
Peruvian Flake
Judge, it's all the same
Send me to the pokey now
Just not for too long
I have things to do
Plenty of work on outside
Crystal meth pays big
osler you have weird
Beaker fixation and I
worry about you.
Spencer says "I'll be
RIGHT back Mommy." Comes back with
grape juice box for me.
That's why Spencer is
my turtle. Soft in middle
with hard candy shell.
Bill gone all day to
work in fellow luthier's
shop. Spencer with me.
Loud washer you mock
me. How dare you? Wake my son,
make dog go insane.
New used car smells like
baby powder - yuck. Have new
arsenal of scents.
Choose between: "Fresh breeze"
"Clean Air" "Berry Bliss" I took
Mandarin Orange.
Oh Mighty Orange!
Kill the diaper smell in my
new used Toyota!!!!!
Not fooling around now.
Got LIQUID kind... TWO BOTTLES!!
Gonna pour em in!!!
But its Go Time. Must
deReek the car. Powder, you
are no match for me.
Life here in Portland-
Wilsonville - it is not for
the weak of spirit.
Beaker fixation and I
worry about you.
Spencer says "I'll be
RIGHT back Mommy." Comes back with
grape juice box for me.
That's why Spencer is
my turtle. Soft in middle
with hard candy shell.
Bill gone all day to
work in fellow luthier's
shop. Spencer with me.
Loud washer you mock
me. How dare you? Wake my son,
make dog go insane.
New used car smells like
baby powder - yuck. Have new
arsenal of scents.
Choose between: "Fresh breeze"
"Clean Air" "Berry Bliss" I took
Mandarin Orange.
Oh Mighty Orange!
Kill the diaper smell in my
new used Toyota!!!!!
Not fooling around now.
Got LIQUID kind... TWO BOTTLES!!
Gonna pour em in!!!
But its Go Time. Must
deReek the car. Powder, you
are no match for me.
Life here in Portland-
Wilsonville - it is not for
the weak of spirit.
Iplaw has some kind
of ENEMY? This I can't
fathom. Such nice guy.
No Fashion Sense, though.
Big yellow hat is just SO
VERY last season.
Does Mamie know of
her father's past bad fashion
transgressions? Doubt it.
of ENEMY? This I can't
fathom. Such nice guy.
No Fashion Sense, though.
Big yellow hat is just SO
VERY last season.
Does Mamie know of
her father's past bad fashion
transgressions? Doubt it.
Oh and Iplaw: that
Kicks are for Trids joke - Uhmm no.
Its too long a walk.
me think Trids are your
nemesis. I know Donut
is scared of them. BOO!
Kicks are for Trids joke - Uhmm no.
Its too long a walk.
me think Trids are your
nemesis. I know Donut
is scared of them. BOO!
Panic in the streets!
PC, bar, employment: woe!
Students panic, fight
Angry commenters
Use ad hominem attacks
Please, calm down, people
PC, bar, employment: woe!
Students panic, fight
Angry commenters
Use ad hominem attacks
Please, calm down, people
Hot, sweaty, humid?
Waco Texas, hot as hell?
Drink Margaritas!
My Ode to the pool
Summer, laziness, cooling
long, glorious days
Highdive, bellyflop
Jackknife, cannonball, swandive
or just float around...
SPF 45
Still working on the base tan
Peak tanning hours!
Burgers, hot dogs and
Frosty cold drinks, tired kiddos
Light'ning bugs, cool sheets
Sleep tight, sleep late and
Don't scratch that mosquito bite!
Tomorrow? Repeat!
Oh I love summer!
Not enough hours in day
September, too soon.
Waco Texas, hot as hell?
Drink Margaritas!
My Ode to the pool
Summer, laziness, cooling
long, glorious days
Highdive, bellyflop
Jackknife, cannonball, swandive
or just float around...
SPF 45
Still working on the base tan
Peak tanning hours!
Burgers, hot dogs and
Frosty cold drinks, tired kiddos
Light'ning bugs, cool sheets
Sleep tight, sleep late and
Don't scratch that mosquito bite!
Tomorrow? Repeat!
Oh I love summer!
Not enough hours in day
September, too soon.
Wednesday's thunderstorm
Killed my power for two days...
No power, no shower: Pew!
We depend so much
On something we do not see:
Electricity.
Killed my power for two days...
No power, no shower: Pew!
We depend so much
On something we do not see:
Electricity.
Gasping, it seizes
Expanding as it bellows
Skeletal cinders
building, rebuilding
All seems too familiar
Sisyphus guitars
The smell of cotton
Skies swirling in dark rust red
Texas barbeque
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Expanding as it bellows
Skeletal cinders
building, rebuilding
All seems too familiar
Sisyphus guitars
The smell of cotton
Skies swirling in dark rust red
Texas barbeque
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