Friday, May 11, 2007

 

Haiku Friday in the Time of Cholera


I am, in fact, glad that it is Friday. I feel a little sluggish this morning. Here are some suggested haiku topics:

1) REO Speedwagon
2) OxyContin
3) That woman who works at the grocery store who always looks like she is about to start crying.
D) Spinal Tap
4) The onset of summer.
5) Sitting next to Spock on an airplane from Dallas to New York.
6) Sporks!
7) The pen is mightier...
8) What I found in my burrito that one time.
9) Osler's sorting hat

At any rate, here is my effort for the week:

Help me, sorting hat!
While I write this reply brief,
You do the grading.

Now you write one, and maybe put it in the proper format of 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables.

Comments:
Tiny Rock Statue
Made me laugh so hard, from seat
at theater I fell
 
First I took my meds,
Then I raced to the loo--
OxyIncontinent!
 
Breathing Michigan,
Cool, sunny, dewy mornings,
I Kalamazoo.
 
MM says

Spork on the left and
spork on the right you can eat
the big burrito
 
H.E.B. Lady,
Things aren't so bad, are they?
Here, take off your shirt.
 
You have cholera?
Is that from Taco Bueno?
Don't eat the wrapper!
 
Alas it's Friday
New mommy is sleep deprived
Yay for some downtime!!!

Off topic I know
but who can create sleepless?
Fingers crossed Miles sleeps!
 
Original topic
Was Spinal Tap. You made change
Now mine makes no sense
 
HEB clerk cries
Not because her life is sad
She rings up onions!
 
Piney Woods clerk cries
workin' at grocery store
Misses her Young'un (onion)
 
Sad HEB clerk
Knows the true name of her store
is actually Butts
 
I'd sing REO
to Simon, Randy, Paula
Tryout for Idol
 
Spinal Tap's so lame.
I prefer Rocknocerous,
"Dark Side of Moon Bounce".
 
David St. Hubbins
inspires Tap-mania.
He's Lenny to me.
 
So, where are the grades?
I may not want to know, if
They will make me cry

Is HEB clerk
A Baylor student? That might
Explain all her tears

Pollen fogs my mind
Hard to think, read, sleep, study
Must have meds! Now, please.
 
Lemmy would eat St.
Hubbins for breakfast and then
Poop Speedwagon songs.
 
at lunch, i saw a
tow truck towing a tow truck
towing a honda
 
Sitting Next to Spock
There is something on the wing
Mixed up Shatner roles...
 
I wait in line now,
We all love the line where the
Cashier has no shirt.
 
Osler's sorting hat,
Borrowed my car last week
Brought it back empty.
 
Hidden danger lurks,
a worthless dual tool.
Poked eating pudding.
 
"Spork", my oft-used word.
So useful in conversing
about my bad days.

I am complaining,
but you don't notice because
"spork" is so funny.

"I'd rather", I say,
"Shove a spork in my eyeball."
Laughter, despite truth.
 
I am a bunny
My pants are very funny
I don't go to school.
 
Keep on lovin' you
Only thing I wanna do
This song sure does suck.
 
"I'm gonna have to send ya back to B*ITCH SCHOOL"

those are the words from one of my Fav songs from the movie SPinal Tap I assume this is what Iplaw's Haiku was about....

heard it from a friend
who heard it from a friend who
has a sorting hat.

what is a sorting hat, anyway?
 
"Ridin the storm out"
in Eisenhower Tunnel,
me and my best friend.

and

Osler's sorting hat-
it dreams of travel and fame,
not Ginger's exam.
 
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