Osler's Razor

Voolay voo cooshay Avek mwa
zes wa?
 

My best guess, except for the first sentence, which I like better in over-literal translation:

"Fernando Alonso is the stinky cheese of the Formula 1!"

We like packing the Formula One with many cars, but we can't take more stinky F. Alonso, the majority of tedious and bad runner in everyone! He leads as if trying to text-message while negotiating turns, and in interviews seems to be drunk. Even his sponsors are stupid -- Pokemon? What kind of driver is backed by Pokemon? I read that, in fact, Pokemon does not even pay him, and that he likes Pokemon so much he just painted his car this way without permission. Maybe someone should contact IPLawGuy!
 

Cuidado! Es español y no tiene nada que ver con queso oloroso. Acaba de ganar la carrera de Monaco. Y si te parece que manda mensajes de texto mientras conduce, ¿qué pasa? Gana. A mi me da igual lo que hace si gana. Razor, ¿Vas a volver a comprar tu blog otra vez o tenemos todos que aprender frances otra vez para participar en este blog? Vaya por dios.
 

¡Así es! Basta con el frances. A mi me gusta pronunciar todas las letras que se escriben. Y no quiero que comienza una guerra de idiomas. ¡Ingles por favor!
 

J'aime Monsieur Jean Girard de le film de TALLADEGA NIGHTS; est-ce que c'est lui dans ce photo?! Mais non--il n'a pas le uniform de Perrier! Quel dommage.
 

Comme Pres. Sarkozy, Avocat du IP aime mieux NASCAR. Il n'aime pas Formula One.
 

Uhm, I don't really speak a foreign language, but I want to play, too. This is all I've got:

Iae on'tdae peaksae anotherae anguagelae, osae Iae illwae peaksae igpae atinlae. Iae uessgae Iae houldsae avehae tudiedsae arderhae inae panishsae lasscae!
 

Aha! Using the latest NASA technology at http://babelfish.altavista.com/ I have broken your secret codes!

Ha ! Maintenant par l'utilisation de Babelfish je peux couramment parler la langue de vous des gens d'élitiste ici au blog d'Osler ! Hahahahaha !


[from original English text]
Ha! Now through the use of Babelfish I can fluently speak the language of you elitist folks here at the Osler blog! Hahahahaha!
 

Ich kann nur deutsch sprechen. Sie sind gebildet, ich auch!
- Martin Luther, "Sendebrief des Dolmetschen"

P.S. Anonym- suchen Sie exactheit oder genauigkeit? So spricht man auf deutsch.
 

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I give up!!!!!! Osler.... How long are you gonna do this French thing cuz I KNOW I cannot haiku EnFrancais....