Osler's Razor

You say that's a guy, but the hair looks feminine enough for me to think SHE'S saying:
"Donut, I don't care what your parents allow you to do in your house, but here Spencer is not allowed to feed the dog play dough. Now you two run along and play nice while I read The Virgin Suicides."
 

D'oh! He's pooping!
 

I'm going to see Miss Forward this weekend, and I'll convey your regards.
 

SO here is how my day is going. First I had an appointment that I thought was at 11 AM that turned out later to be at 3 PM and I forgot that little detail.

Then Spencer fed all of his breakfast to the dog. Then he went outside and found a dead giant bug. He decided to PUT IT IN HIS LUNCH to show Teacher Gina at preschool.
I had to take it out of his lunch and then put it in a bag, and then we drove him to preschool. THEN, on the way home Bill has his Ipod full of like 80000 of the worlds most obscure blues songs ever written and played. I had to listen to that and one came on that proved my theory that I could be a songwriter.
It was a song by Robert Crea that is called 'I got Loaded."

Here is how it goes:

I got loaded last night, on a bottle of Gin.
I got loaded last night, on a bottle of Gin.
I got loaded last night, on a bottle of Gin,
And I'm feeling all right,
I'm feelin' all right
I'm feelin' all right

I got loaded night before last, on a bottle of whiskey.
I got loaded night before last, on a bottle of whiskey.
I got loaded night before last, on a bottle of whiskey.
And I'm feeling all right,
I'm feelin' all right
I'm feelin' all right

I'm getting' loaded tonight, on a bottle of wine.
I'm getting' loaded tonight, on a bottle of wine.
I'm getting' loaded tonight, on a bottle of wine.
I'm gonna feel all right,
I'm gonna feel all right,
I'm gonna feel all right.

Then after this, Thank Goodness, a song by Van Morrison came on called DOIIMNO, which is a great song. Or else I would have thrown myself out the window.

Then I came home and I should be doing something productive but since my appt is not until 3 PM, I am going to go back to what I have been doing for the past three days - obsessively watching all of the episodes I have TIVO'd of this special series on PBS about the Iraq was called America At the Crossroads. It is fascinating and informative and I cannot believe what is going on over there.

SO, Razor fans.. That is MY Day. What are YOU all doing today???
 

HAHAHA He is dropping his book, in aghast, thinking. how can this woman disrespect my statue by sitting on it and calling her boyfriend???? This is just not right.

By the way, Donut and Spencer spent that afternoon yesterday "helping" the guys in orange vests dig up cables all up and down our street and popping the flower parts off of most my tulips and daffodils and bringing them into me as presents.

ITs only a matter of time before I run away with Habib the tile guy. Not because I am unhappy in my marriage, but because it would be so nice to live in a house that is completely tiled and free of talking stuffed animals and trucks and robots, a ceramic utopia where you can always find a pen when you need one, and where no one under two feet tall removes all of the red white and blue popsicles from the freezer and places them strategically all over the house to melt in colorful pools all over the new wood floors.
 

I'm not sure what this guy is doing but I've heard about the activities of the seated Abe Lincoln at the top of Bascom Hill at the Unversity of Wisconsin. He stands up when a virgin passes by!
 

"You've interrupted my reading for the last time!" *force choke*
 

I've run out of T.P. This book isn't that great...should I?
 

He's obviously easing himself down to take a good, long poop.
 

He's thinking he might get some action if he moved to Baylor, got a shorter pedestal, and painted himself pink.
 

He just farted...the woman sitting next to him hasn't noticed yet.
 

The Los Lobos version of "I Got Loaded" blows Robert Cray's attempt away by a mile
 

THAT DAY???? that morning, when I wrote about the dead bug and blues song and all of that???? like an HOUR later my entire house was GONE.

I no longer have to worry about the popsicles all over the living room.

Seriously I know you are in tx BUT IF YOU SEE MY FREEZER POSSIBLY FLYING OVERHEAD> ALERT THE AUTHORITIES. OR you can send any parts to 1257 S Sycamore St
Canby, "where nothing ever happens like this" Oregon