Osler's Razor

I still feel kind of bad about telling that Unitarian joke a few weeks ago (you know, about them burning a question mark on my lawn). So, in the interest of fairness, here is a joke about my own denomination, the Baptists, told to me by a Baptist who is an expert in theology. And jokes.

So, there is a Baptist, an Episcopalian, and a Catholic who are waiting with their wives to interview with St. Peter to get into heaven (apparently, they all died in some interdenominational wreck of a car rental van or something-- that's not important). So the Catholic couple goes up to St. Peter first, and the good Saint starts yelling at the husband. "All you ever cared about was drinking-- look, you even married a woman named Brandy!" Rejected, the Catholics leave, downcast.

Next, the Episcopalian and his wife approach St. Peter, who is still kind of mad. "All you ever cared about was money!" he yelled at the husband, "Look! You even married a woman named Penny!" So Penny and her husband turn to leave.

At this point the Baptist turns to his wife and says "Fannie, I think we're in trouble!"