Friday, April 27, 2007
Haiku, The Friday Tradition!
It's been quite a week here at the Razor-- from the explosion of Tyd's house through commencement tomorrow. Here are some suggested haiku topics:
1) My flamethrower
2) Water imagery in the work of F. Scott Fitzgerald
3) Tyd's exploding house
4) Commencement at Baylor law
5) What kind of ascot does the Spanish Medievalist wear?
6) Bates in England
7) Super job, AG Gonzales!
8) Finals
9) Quality cutlery
10) If I only had a job...
Here is mine:
Commencement's here,
I'm sure I'll clap from the back
And try not to yell.
Now it is your turn-- just make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, 'k?
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Pink cleats and pigtails
She has put on her game face
My soccer princess
Sunny soccer field
Ten five-year-olds run and play
Ignoring their coach
Surrounding the ball
A giggling mob of players
Kick with abandon
A clear breakaway
Parents scream in ecstasy
GO! GO! GO! KICK IT!
Five feet from gaol line
Exhausted toddler falls down
Parents wail in pain
Game time has expired
All failures are forgotten
They live for Snack Time
She has put on her game face
My soccer princess
Sunny soccer field
Ten five-year-olds run and play
Ignoring their coach
Surrounding the ball
A giggling mob of players
Kick with abandon
A clear breakaway
Parents scream in ecstasy
GO! GO! GO! KICK IT!
Five feet from gaol line
Exhausted toddler falls down
Parents wail in pain
Game time has expired
All failures are forgotten
They live for Snack Time
# posted by 
: 8:37 AM
: 8:37 AM
You broke my window
To take stuff that was not yours
I'll represent you
I spoke with the state
Life in jail is the offer
I think you should take.
To take stuff that was not yours
I'll represent you
I spoke with the state
Life in jail is the offer
I think you should take.
# posted by : 9:38 AM
: 9:38 AM
D.C. based Osler
fans need to hook me up: Ten
weeks in Wash... homeless :(
Neat freak, non-smoker,
And I won't steal/wreck your stuff
Sub-lease something, please!
fans need to hook me up: Ten
weeks in Wash... homeless :(
Neat freak, non-smoker,
And I won't steal/wreck your stuff
Sub-lease something, please!
Wren, Powell, Toben
Jackson, Lilley, even Pierce
All are Baylor grads.
Everyone on
Stage for our graduation
Went to school right here!
We love ourselves so!
But, wouldn't it be nice to have
A bit of color?
Jackson, Lilley, even Pierce
All are Baylor grads.
Everyone on
Stage for our graduation
Went to school right here!
We love ourselves so!
But, wouldn't it be nice to have
A bit of color?
# posted by : 10:28 AM
: 10:28 AM
graduation cheers
to Allison;* Glad I did
not commence with her ;)
*and everyone else graduating!
to Allison;* Glad I did
not commence with her ;)
*and everyone else graduating!
# posted by : 10:39 AM
: 10:39 AM
Big Al - He's Our Man
Can't Remember Anything
Can Deny It All
Eight talking heads speak
Nothing new from all but one
Who was that crackpot??
He's from Alaska
Home of the pork barrel king
His Highness Stevens
Washington needs help
Send a giant flamethrower
I'll fix it all fast
Can't Remember Anything
Can Deny It All
Eight talking heads speak
Nothing new from all but one
Who was that crackpot??
He's from Alaska
Home of the pork barrel king
His Highness Stevens
Washington needs help
Send a giant flamethrower
I'll fix it all fast
# posted by : 10:41 AM
: 10:41 AM
Insurance totaled
both cars. At least this is good.
Sir Graves Ghastly died.
Not so prolific
at haiku this week. Spencer
driving me crazy.
both cars. At least this is good.
Sir Graves Ghastly died.
Not so prolific
at haiku this week. Spencer
driving me crazy.
# posted by : 1:36 PM
: 1:36 PM
Osler's flamethrower:
Wit and principle combined;
Watch out, those who spin!
Green light blinking: sure,
Ceaseless over rippling sea;
Beckons us to hope.
Wit and principle combined;
Watch out, those who spin!
Green light blinking: sure,
Ceaseless over rippling sea;
Beckons us to hope.
# posted by : 4:09 PM
: 4:09 PM
Beware, Cutco Man.
I am a Super Ninja!
Fear my mad knife skills!
Finals are the suck
You, give Sam Lowry an A
Or Coco goes nuts
I am a Super Ninja!
Fear my mad knife skills!
Finals are the suck
You, give Sam Lowry an A
Or Coco goes nuts
One goal in my life:
Passing all PC classes
Including 3rd one
No worries on Bar
After this, must be a snap
Compared to Powell
(For anon 12:34)
Even if angry,
Don't take it out on students
Give to scholarships
Someday when I call,
I will give you giving spiel
Help a poor student
Passing all PC classes
Including 3rd one
No worries on Bar
After this, must be a snap
Compared to Powell
(For anon 12:34)
Even if angry,
Don't take it out on students
Give to scholarships
Someday when I call,
I will give you giving spiel
Help a poor student
# posted by : 7:27 PM
: 7:27 PM
Water and F Scott?
Let us instead look to Joyce's.
"Portrait" and water.
Like Icarus, fly.
Yet, the dirty water will
Always greet your fall.
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Let us instead look to Joyce's.
"Portrait" and water.
Like Icarus, fly.
Yet, the dirty water will
Always greet your fall.
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