Osler's Razor

This sounds like a job for YouTube.
 

7 AM? On a weekend? Does anyone own TiVo?

And now this is four self-promoting posts in a row.
 

Poseur. It's true. But when I did the last three, I didn't know this was going to happen.

Maybe the next four will be promoting you, to make up for "The Incident" last week.
 

I am in the PACIFIC zone but I will watch it. I will TIVO it actually.

Hey so I SURVIVED the birthday party!!!!!!!!!! thirteen three year olds did NOT get the best of me. I wish you could have seen it!!!! SPencer was covered in Bob the Builder cake. Maybe I will send pics.

I swear, that cake was like 73% FROSTING and it was SOOOOO gross. ALso we have like 4 pizzas left, but honestly, they are all like PLAIN CHEESE because kids hate toppings. Can you freeze a pizza? Everyone seemed to have a good time and all left with a gift bag and a balloon and some other crap so at least all the kids had fun.

Now after that exhausting day all we have to do is hook up all the sinks in the house, and teach Spencer to ride his new two wheeler "Superman" big boy bike. That is, if we can pry all the trucks he got as presents out of his hands... He also got TWO SPiderman Slip N SLides AND are you ready for this???? a VIEWMASTER!!!!! WHo knew they still made them!!!

MY idea was to ask for only books, because I think books are the best gifts a kid can get. but that one was vetoed....

I am still alive though. COvered in blue frosting, but I'm here.
 

Tyd: Congratulations on surviving the party, pour yourself a big ole glass of wine & call it a night! Besides, I think that blue frosting counts as a fruit serving, so there you go. Love the viewmaster, they rock.

Hank calls Scooby Doo "Scooby Dude" which cracks me up. Let em all eat cake for breakfast and sleep in, maybe your mother in law will wash up for you.

Olsler: I feel like I am having a brush with fame, Sunday school & the national news...woo hoo! Go get em!
 

Hey, if I was gonna be on Good Morning America, I wouldn't shut up about it. So I'm not criticizing, just keeping up the counter.

And feel free to promote me to prospective employers.
 

It depends, actually. The more I reflect on it, the more I suspect I said something idiotic, so this may all turn out to be a horrible mistake culminating in my indictment.
 

Is this the case about the woman who was married to Man A and then having an affair with Man B and then they were uhm.... "together" one night when the husband walked in and caught them in the act? so the wife tells her husband (Man A) that her lover (Man B) was actually RAPING her, and so the husband shoots and kills Man B? SO what happened? They sent only the wife to jail? or the husband? It is kind of a weird situation.

Well, I will be watching you, Osler. Yes I have a TIVO but I do not know how to put stuff on YOU TUBE> HOWEVER< I wish I did because Spencer got one gift today that is HILARIOUS it is a dinosaur that walks, wags its tail turns its head and ROARS it is hilarious. I WISH I could put it on YOU TUBE. Our dog is really scared of it.

Tomorrow is Palm SUnday and My In Laws are taking Spencer up to visit a friend of theirs that moved to Washington State in a town that is just across the river from Portland. THey are gonna go to their church up there and then have lunch at their house where they have ducks and chicks and I guess chickens and some other weird farm animals and Spencer is very excited. We are very excited for him but also excited to have a day to ourselves. I worry about my Father in Law driving the behemoth Expedition, but I am sure he can handle it.
 

Tyd-- You have a friggin' Expedition? I'm pretty sure that's the biggest vehicle one can legally own.

Congrats on the party. Next year, maybe I will send Baylor Law sippy cups which you can fill with party gifts. It would be fun, if kind of befuddling to the guests.
 

http://abcnews.go.com/Video/playerIndex?id=2998865
 

OK I HATE LOATHE I just HATE the Expedition. It is not my car. I drive a Dodge Grand Caravan, which is a van that is anything but 'mini" as it seats like 8 BUT its good because it holds a lot of crap. Bill drives the gross Expedition. I have driven it exactly TWICE. Its like driving a two story building, blindfolded.

Update I guess they were too freaked to drive ORCA so they are taking my van. Its good because its not as bad and it has a DVD in the back seat. Spencer can watch his favorite "ELMO's PETS" dvd in the back with his headphones on while his grandparents fight about directions in the front. There is some guy on the Elmo DVD that makes him laugh SOOOO hard, some guy named "MR. NOODLE."

Hey Osler your were great on GMA this AM I TIVOd you. I honestly do not know who to put in prison for that case.. ITs weird... I mean It really is her fault...

This is why I concern myself only with more practical matters, such as how to install a range hood.
 

PS - the Ford EXCURSION is actually bigger. The Expedition has much better fuel economy than the Excursion, as it get 7 gallons per mile Highway and 5 city.

Yep. I know. I need a Prius.
 

Should we be concerned that this story ran on April Fool's Day?
 

They still didn't tell us if she ordered pizza after the shooting
 

I'm certain that she really wanted a pizza, and that her husband probably just ordered the toppings HE wanted.
 

No, they probably ate the dead guy's pizza
 

You were even in the Beaumont Enterprise - you're famous in the Piney Woods!
 

B-T-W, you didn't say what DAY you would be on national air! Hope you wore your new $12 jacket--tried to call you about the $6 jackets, but guess you were doing the "Gerry Spence" substitute. So, was it fun? or were they dumb? You on network & CL on stage...we've all got a lot of catching up to do... but how to "out-do"???
~~~ Personal Shopper ~~~
 

"... shooting people?"
Obviously, because you live in:
Wako, Texas
Live here, it is assumed a gun for every citizen is the norm, even if imported. Have noticed in various media at "Wako" is now being used as a verb. Hope you Wakoed your interview & made us proud!
~~~ Native Gun-Ownin'Wakoan ~~~
(Your Personal Shopper)
 

As for the initial question posed, there WAS that incident in Reno.

What's this I hear about Billie Jo Shaver beating somebody up in a Parking Lot in Waco?