Friday, March 23, 2007
Haiku Friday, my friends. Let us celebrate with haiku. And dessert.
Tonight there were a gazillion stars out here in Alpine. For those of you weak in math, that is a million bazillion. I also saw maybe my favorite-ever report of a city council meeting in the paper today. The council apparently changed the law so that dogs were regulated as dangerous animals. The Alpine Avalanche astutely reported the action: Noting that deficiencies in the definition of a dangerous animal became apparent after Mayor Clouse was badly bitten by a neighbor's dog, Lawrence suggested that citizens wanting attention for an issue should bite the mayor.
It all puts me in the mood for some haiku. Remember, The Celebrity Luvr/Judge has promised a special prize to the winner, so put forth your best efforts. Multiple posts are allowed, as is cross-blogging, and androgyny, if you can work that into a haiku form.
Here are some suggested topics for the week, though you have complete artistic freedom:
1) Dogs
2) That horrible nickname
3) Words that sound like cursing but aren't
4) haircuts
5) Victor Borge
6) Kim Mulkey
7) Springtime
8) Pants made of ham
9) Nicole Ritchie
Here is mine for the week:
Come out here to see
I think you will like this place,
Not really nowhere.
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Pants made of fine ham
While attractive at first glance
Would start to smell soon
Billing lots of hours
Makes partners happy and rich
Wife not so happy
While attractive at first glance
Would start to smell soon
Billing lots of hours
Makes partners happy and rich
Wife not so happy
Ausfahrt, Dammen, Hell
Funftig, fuchsig, moglich, Schluss
All sounds like cursing.
Swiss German: guttural;
Don't want to make those sounds, but
What else can I do?
Funftig, fuchsig, moglich, Schluss
All sounds like cursing.
Swiss German: guttural;
Don't want to make those sounds, but
What else can I do?
Spencer, Age 3, said,
as he finished eating lunch:
"Okay, we're done here."
That kid can be a
challenge, but he is funny.
Where does he get it?
Naked cabinets, bare floors,
you mock me. House is my foe
but I shall triumph.
as he finished eating lunch:
"Okay, we're done here."
That kid can be a
challenge, but he is funny.
Where does he get it?
Naked cabinets, bare floors,
you mock me. House is my foe
but I shall triumph.
I miss him for you
Bright eyes, waggle, chase and fetch
We all have our place
In some other's life
Known or unknown: we matter
Animals know this
Bright eyes, waggle, chase and fetch
We all have our place
In some other's life
Known or unknown: we matter
Animals know this
King of the Castle
Soon I may shoot those who dare
enter home or car.
The reason being
'Retreat does not sound very
Texan to myself'
Dirty moot court case.
Kids, free speach, and meth addict
Moot Hilarity.
Soon I may shoot those who dare
enter home or car.
The reason being
'Retreat does not sound very
Texan to myself'
Dirty moot court case.
Kids, free speach, and meth addict
Moot Hilarity.
Moot court waste of time.
Nothing like daily practice.
Why not moot motions
For useful things like
Summary judgment; PI.
Motion practice key.
Nothing like daily practice.
Why not moot motions
For useful things like
Summary judgment; PI.
Motion practice key.
Just because it's a suggestion...
Ode to Eric Rhine:
Good ol’ Beaumont roots
Mom and girlfriend have same name
Serious Texas fan
Ode to Eric Rhine:
Good ol’ Beaumont roots
Mom and girlfriend have same name
Serious Texas fan
Disclaimer:
While technically, serious has three syllables, indicating Duesler's Haiku has the wrong number in the last line, if you come from Beaumont, "serious" is two syllables.
ERhine
While technically, serious has three syllables, indicating Duesler's Haiku has the wrong number in the last line, if you come from Beaumont, "serious" is two syllables.
ERhine
Anon--
Eric Rhine is a student at Baylor Law School. He is not crazy, addicted to meth, or a misdemeanant, but portrayed one quite convincingly in class.
Eric Rhine is a student at Baylor Law School. He is not crazy, addicted to meth, or a misdemeanant, but portrayed one quite convincingly in class.
Excuse me, Sir, but,
Haiku is good any day ... SO ...
DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD ???
Maybe we should, NOT;
Maybe we should, NOT - YES - NOT;
Maybe we should, YES !
Maybe we could, NOT;
Maybe we could, NOT - YES - NOT;
Maybe we could, YES !
Maybe we can, NOT;
Maybe we can, NOT - YES - NOT;
Maybe we can, YES !
Maybe we will, NO;
Maybe we will, NO - OUI - NO;
Maybe we will, OUI !
Do you think we would ???
Yes, you think we would- NOT - YES;
Do you think YOU would ???
Maybe we did, NOT;
Maybe we did, NOT - YES - NOT;
Maybe we did, YES !
Maybe we have, YES;
Maybe we have, YES - OH - YES;
Maybe we have, Ahhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
~~~ Rags-to-Riches ~~~
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Haiku is good any day ... SO ...
DO YOU THINK YOU WOULD ???
Maybe we should, NOT;
Maybe we should, NOT - YES - NOT;
Maybe we should, YES !
Maybe we could, NOT;
Maybe we could, NOT - YES - NOT;
Maybe we could, YES !
Maybe we can, NOT;
Maybe we can, NOT - YES - NOT;
Maybe we can, YES !
Maybe we will, NO;
Maybe we will, NO - OUI - NO;
Maybe we will, OUI !
Do you think we would ???
Yes, you think we would- NOT - YES;
Do you think YOU would ???
Maybe we did, NOT;
Maybe we did, NOT - YES - NOT;
Maybe we did, YES !
Maybe we have, YES;
Maybe we have, YES - OH - YES;
Maybe we have, Ahhhhhhhhhhhh !!!
~~~ Rags-to-Riches ~~~
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