Osler's Razor

Tonight there were a gazillion stars out here in Alpine. For those of you weak in math, that is a million bazillion. I also saw maybe my favorite-ever report of a city council meeting in the paper today. The council apparently changed the law so that dogs were regulated as dangerous animals. The Alpine Avalanche astutely reported the action: Noting that deficiencies in the definition of a dangerous animal became apparent after Mayor Clouse was badly bitten by a neighbor's dog, Lawrence suggested that citizens wanting attention for an issue should bite the mayor.

It all puts me in the mood for some haiku. Remember, The Celebrity Luvr/Judge has promised a special prize to the winner, so put forth your best efforts. Multiple posts are allowed, as is cross-blogging, and androgyny, if you can work that into a haiku form.

Here are some suggested topics for the week, though you have complete artistic freedom:

1) Dogs
2) That horrible nickname
3) Words that sound like cursing but aren't
4) haircuts
5) Victor Borge
6) Kim Mulkey
7) Springtime
8) Pants made of ham
9) Nicole Ritchie

Here is mine for the week:

Come out here to see
I think you will like this place,
Not really nowhere.