Friday, March 16, 2007
Haiku Friday! C'mon! C'mon!
Maybe this is no secret, but I totally love Haiku friday. I love the fact that people from all over the world, some whom I know and some I don't, write haikus about all kinds of weird stuff. A lot of it is really good, too.
I hate to say this, but Celebrity Luvr won last week, too. At this point, I have to insist that he judge the contest this week, as the first-ever three-time champ (and in consecutive weeks!). So, you're on, CL.
Here are the suggested, non-exclusive topics for this week:
1) Mr. Lego
2) The Leap
3) Sacramento!
4) The blessing of good health
5) Attorney General Gonzales
6) Spring Break
7) Mrs. Celebrity Luvr
8) Dirndl fantasies
9) March madness
10) Bacon.
Here is my own effort, to start things off:
C'mon, Mr. Lego,
It was only your right knee;
You won't get pregnant.
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Wow, I'm honored! Since I won't write about me, here is one about CL:
Sweet, kind and funny
Eggs Benny breakfast maker
Celeb luvr rocks!
Sweet, kind and funny
Eggs Benny breakfast maker
Celeb luvr rocks!
# posted by 
: 10:45 AM
: 10:45 AM
Osler you love me
Keep that hand moving on up
I don't ask don't tell.
Plastic parts am I
Interlocking bits of love
Why am I lonely
Baylor Law kicks butt
Wins all the competitions
No Lego students?
Keep that hand moving on up
I don't ask don't tell.
Plastic parts am I
Interlocking bits of love
Why am I lonely
Baylor Law kicks butt
Wins all the competitions
No Lego students?
# posted by : 11:22 AM
: 11:22 AM
The Swiss love their Speck:
Bacon, Schinken, Schnitzel give
Dirndls more oompah.
Bacon, Schinken, Schnitzel give
Dirndls more oompah.
# posted by : 11:58 AM
: 11:58 AM
Osler in Cali
While Swanburg stays in Waco.
How the times have changed.
Professor of Law
Blogging about Legoland
Somehow seems normal.
Moot Court approaching
This shirt is dry clean only
Which means it's dirty.
You think you're witty?
I haven't slept for 10 days;
That would be too long.
While Swanburg stays in Waco.
How the times have changed.
Professor of Law
Blogging about Legoland
Somehow seems normal.
Moot Court approaching
This shirt is dry clean only
Which means it's dirty.
You think you're witty?
I haven't slept for 10 days;
That would be too long.
Eleven Hours. GONE!
Still here in Virginia
Not in Orlando
U S Air Moron
You gave me a boarding pass
TSA rejects
luggage in Pittsburgh
Missing Orlando meetings
a bad career move
Still here in Virginia
Not in Orlando
U S Air Moron
You gave me a boarding pass
TSA rejects
luggage in Pittsburgh
Missing Orlando meetings
a bad career move
# posted by : 9:09 PM
: 9:09 PM
Seven Habits Guy...
As Trump would say: "You are fired!"
Bite me, Uber Nerds.
Bill removed some tile
from backsplash.Chunks of wall came
along for the ride.
Back to Home Depot
Need Spackle, wax ring thing, and
reciprocal saw.
I love Bill, but at
times I lust for a man of
tile. Just Kidding, Bill.
Monday they template
for granite, then no kitchen
for two weeks. That Sucks.
This weekend I will
Spackle, do plumbing, and paint.
In Laws in one week.
Bill in love with his
new pressure washer. He washed
all the neighbor's cars.
For fun I watch Food
Network. Clown makeup lady.
"Quick Fix Meals." She's weird.
Her recipes are
good but I cannot get past
her Kabuki face.
As Trump would say: "You are fired!"
Bite me, Uber Nerds.
Bill removed some tile
from backsplash.Chunks of wall came
along for the ride.
Back to Home Depot
Need Spackle, wax ring thing, and
reciprocal saw.
I love Bill, but at
times I lust for a man of
tile. Just Kidding, Bill.
Monday they template
for granite, then no kitchen
for two weeks. That Sucks.
This weekend I will
Spackle, do plumbing, and paint.
In Laws in one week.
Bill in love with his
new pressure washer. He washed
all the neighbor's cars.
For fun I watch Food
Network. Clown makeup lady.
"Quick Fix Meals." She's weird.
Her recipes are
good but I cannot get past
her Kabuki face.
# posted by : 11:46 PM
: 11:46 PM
Oh, how we enjoy
The great blessings of good health
Once it disappears
Crocuses in DC
Eighty degrees, then snow/sleet
March madness is here!
Giant Baylor Mugs
Tiny Lego faculty
Legoland's alive!
Gross’ry shopping spree
Buy everything but dinner
Even tydwbleach
The great blessings of good health
Once it disappears
Crocuses in DC
Eighty degrees, then snow/sleet
March madness is here!
Giant Baylor Mugs
Tiny Lego faculty
Legoland's alive!
Gross’ry shopping spree
Buy everything but dinner
Even tydwbleach
Ode to March Madness:
Oh, Bracket Buster
Please Don't Come Today, You See
Mental Wellness Hangs
Another Upset -
Didn't You See it Coming?
Well Then, Pay Up Now!
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Oh, Bracket Buster
Please Don't Come Today, You See
Mental Wellness Hangs
Another Upset -
Didn't You See it Coming?
Well Then, Pay Up Now!
# posted by : 12:55 AM
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