Thursday, February 08, 2007
It's that magical day-- Haiku Friday!
It’s been quite a week. On the positive side, though it is hard teaching four classes this quarter, they seemed to get off to a good start; following Hulitt Gloer in Oral Advocacy was a particularly wonderful and humbling experience. On the down side, my new Baylor Law sippy cup apparently has a design flaw that allows some coffee to spill it out if I carry it around upside down.
But, finally, it is Haiku Friday—a time to kick back, relax, and communicate in a highly abbreviated and efficient form. With efficiency so often comes elegance, as the refinement of words whittles broad thoughts to a single reed. In that spirit, I offer this week’s haiku.
A day shall yet come
In the time after all time,
When Bates cuts his hair.
Now it is your turn. The last two weeks have been won by anonymous entries (good job, “Fat Kenny!”), but if a named individual wins this week, they may win a free right-side-up Baylor Law Jumbo Mug.
But, finally, it is Haiku Friday—a time to kick back, relax, and communicate in a highly abbreviated and efficient form. With efficiency so often comes elegance, as the refinement of words whittles broad thoughts to a single reed. In that spirit, I offer this week’s haiku.
A day shall yet come
In the time after all time,
When Bates cuts his hair.
Now it is your turn. The last two weeks have been won by anonymous entries (good job, “Fat Kenny!”), but if a named individual wins this week, they may win a free right-side-up Baylor Law Jumbo Mug.
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Sippy Cups are huge,
Where is my own HazMat team?
Don't feel safe to drink.
I cannot believe
That Peyton won Super Bowl
Hell frozen over.
Back to work for me,
pages and pages to go
PC is no fun.
Where is my own HazMat team?
Don't feel safe to drink.
I cannot believe
That Peyton won Super Bowl
Hell frozen over.
Back to work for me,
pages and pages to go
PC is no fun.
# posted by 
: 12:09 AM
: 12:09 AM 
After a brief haiku sabbatical, I tender these jewels of thought:
No Coffee For Me.
Just Diet Dr. Pepper.
Must Wake Up For Torts.
Valentine’s Madness.
How To Stun Someone Special?
Please, Don’t Break My Heart.
Hawkeye And Radar
Taught Beal About Korea.
Jocularity.
Bought Shoes Off eBay.
Non-Stop Ridicule From Friends.
I Do Hope They Fit.
No Coffee For Me.
Just Diet Dr. Pepper.
Must Wake Up For Torts.
Valentine’s Madness.
How To Stun Someone Special?
Please, Don’t Break My Heart.
Hawkeye And Radar
Taught Beal About Korea.
Jocularity.
Bought Shoes Off eBay.
Non-Stop Ridicule From Friends.
I Do Hope They Fit.
# posted by : 10:32 AM
: 10:32 AM
Ha ha iplawguy! I hear that the Krispy Chicken place in Mexia has been crawling with reporters. That little town does not know what hit it!
My old Haiku in Memorial:
Anna Nicole Smith
Fried Chicken in Mexia
That's before TrimSpa
My old Haiku in Memorial:
Anna Nicole Smith
Fried Chicken in Mexia
That's before TrimSpa
# posted by : 11:39 AM
: 11:39 AM
Regents meet today
They take away my parking
I park in the grass
I paid for my space
Law school does nothing to help
I am very mad
Law school was doing well
In changing their bad image
Step forward, steps back
Books on second floor
To do ALR research
But no chairs around
All taken for lunch
Should I stand to do research?
My legs get tired
Should I curse regents?
Or should I curse the law school?
Who gave the f-you?
They take away my parking
I park in the grass
I paid for my space
Law school does nothing to help
I am very mad
Law school was doing well
In changing their bad image
Step forward, steps back
Books on second floor
To do ALR research
But no chairs around
All taken for lunch
Should I stand to do research?
My legs get tired
Should I curse regents?
Or should I curse the law school?
Who gave the f-you?
# posted by : 1:33 PM
: 1:33 PM
Ad superbium:
With such shiny cars and trucks,
Could we not park here?
Security check!
Alright, your bling suffices.
Have some olive bread.
Please, regents think they’re
All cool, but it was I that
Got FREE leftovers.
With big big noggins,
Always the same for fatties:
Tiny tiny hats.
That last one did not have anything to do with regents. Not consciously.
With such shiny cars and trucks,
Could we not park here?
Security check!
Alright, your bling suffices.
Have some olive bread.
Please, regents think they’re
All cool, but it was I that
Got FREE leftovers.
With big big noggins,
Always the same for fatties:
Tiny tiny hats.
That last one did not have anything to do with regents. Not consciously.
What's wrong with Bates' hair?
It boosts his rock star status...
I've seen the "pre" pics!
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It boosts his rock star status...
I've seen the "pre" pics!
# posted by : 2:41 PM
: 2:41 PM << Home
