Friday, January 19, 2007
Friday, Haiku Friday...
Oh, Wintry Mix!
You make Texans' heads explode.
I blame you, Starbucks!
Obviously, this haiku alludes to my theory that our plague of Wintry Mix is due to Starbucks' storing 500,000 tons of unsold coffee-based Wintry Mix drinks in giant slurry ponds in West Texas. You can follow this theme if you want, or just let your freak flag fly. Just make sure it is 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables.
Enter yours below...
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This quarter got weird
Witness, defendant, client
Who am I today?
Expert or Redneck
Father who wants custody
I will play them all
Law School thespian?
Finally! A niche for me!
Oscars? NOPE! OSLERS!
Witness, defendant, client
Who am I today?
Expert or Redneck
Father who wants custody
I will play them all
Law School thespian?
Finally! A niche for me!
Oscars? NOPE! OSLERS!
Nap with Puffalumps
Lasted way too long, dang it
Darn you, BIC reading!
Sparkles from the sky
Painted Baylor crisp, sharp white
Please, God, cancel school
Lasted way too long, dang it
Darn you, BIC reading!
Sparkles from the sky
Painted Baylor crisp, sharp white
Please, God, cancel school
Lisa in the red,
Screech is a bad joke in bed.
Need break? Zack attack!
Sir Michael Cain is
A happy, dirty hippy.
Got Strawberry Cough?
Woody believes in
Physics, but I ‘holy’ love
Annie like Mary.
Ashley, the fat twin,
Is making the drug addled
Lindsay Lo' look good.
Screech is a bad joke in bed.
Need break? Zack attack!
Sir Michael Cain is
A happy, dirty hippy.
Got Strawberry Cough?
Woody believes in
Physics, but I ‘holy’ love
Annie like Mary.
Ashley, the fat twin,
Is making the drug addled
Lindsay Lo' look good.
Blame me and Starbucks
I wanted winter weather
But no, not like this!
Finals are coming
Again, where did the time go?
Not ready for this!
I wanted winter weather
But no, not like this!
Finals are coming
Again, where did the time go?
Not ready for this!
As time passes w/o a job, thoughts turn to money:
Eighty dollars was
not enough for this juror
painful Titanic
Justin Hill got a
major bargain. Day two went
'til eleven o'clock.
Gave him a price cut
cuz I know his plight well
bad call on my part
--------
bench brief hard
thought I would get paid
Toben scammed me
no salary paid
I got just a "scholarship"
after the fact
alumni cannot
receive additional cash
that way - my ass hurts
Thank you, Brad, almost
forgot what I hate about
this place. It is you.
Eighty dollars was
not enough for this juror
painful Titanic
Justin Hill got a
major bargain. Day two went
'til eleven o'clock.
Gave him a price cut
cuz I know his plight well
bad call on my part
--------
bench brief hard
thought I would get paid
Toben scammed me
no salary paid
I got just a "scholarship"
after the fact
alumni cannot
receive additional cash
that way - my ass hurts
Thank you, Brad, almost
forgot what I hate about
this place. It is you.
My haiku is in honor of he CP&P class plea negotiation exercise and our last (and most energetic!) guest speaker from the Business school:
Elegant options.
My aren't they so beautiful?
Let's negotiate!
And hello to the soon-to-be 1st Quarter! I'm impressed that you are jumping right in to Haiku Friday :)
Elegant options.
My aren't they so beautiful?
Let's negotiate!
And hello to the soon-to-be 1st Quarter! I'm impressed that you are jumping right in to Haiku Friday :)
In an effort to hop back on the bandwagon:
Dear Spring ‘07
Here is my advice;
Don’t read any note cases;
They’re overrated.
The Profs understand;
Its better late than never.
Just don’t wear orange.
Book brief Property;
It makes things interesting.
Cell phones are okay.
CrimLaw Syllabus,
Don’t throw away the last page;
You’re gonna get there.
Please don’t give money,
To that homeless guy out front;
He’s teaching Contracts.
Law Prom
Some theories don’t work;
Like diamonds are forever
Flowers are tonight.
Wintery Mix
Snows in Malibu
and Waco on the same night.
Irony abound.
Finals
With the new grading
It will be harder to fail;
I’m banking on it.
Random
Best show on T.V.?
No doubt it’s I Love New York.
She’s keeping it real.
Dear Spring ‘07
Here is my advice;
Don’t read any note cases;
They’re overrated.
The Profs understand;
Its better late than never.
Just don’t wear orange.
Book brief Property;
It makes things interesting.
Cell phones are okay.
CrimLaw Syllabus,
Don’t throw away the last page;
You’re gonna get there.
Please don’t give money,
To that homeless guy out front;
He’s teaching Contracts.
Law Prom
Some theories don’t work;
Like diamonds are forever
Flowers are tonight.
Wintery Mix
Snows in Malibu
and Waco on the same night.
Irony abound.
Finals
With the new grading
It will be harder to fail;
I’m banking on it.
Random
Best show on T.V.?
No doubt it’s I Love New York.
She’s keeping it real.
Dedicated to Amanda, and borne of the temporary insanity that comes with studying for finals:
Horror awaits you
Get out now while you still can
It's your only hope
Horror awaits you
Get out now while you still can
It's your only hope
Is it still Friday?
Thank God we got an extra
Day for that memo.
Before starting school,
I asked God for a sign, here's
Yours in Haiku form:
One-Qs who haven't
Signed their leases yet should run
Very far away.
Thank God we got an extra
Day for that memo.
Before starting school,
I asked God for a sign, here's
Yours in Haiku form:
One-Qs who haven't
Signed their leases yet should run
Very far away.
I forgot that yesterday was haiku friday. i wouldve dropped a little 5/7/5 into my opening statement for you
-RB
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-RB
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