Osler's Razor

Um... is flower guy on the list of verboten bands from the last post? Was that how he defeated Batman?
 

I'm not sure how Flower Guy defeated Batman, but it may have been through the music of the Scissor Sisters.

What I do know is that they were finally able to kill Frosty the Snowman with an icicle through his heart.
 

You let your criminals practice? What's that all about? Getting better criminals? Or just more efficient ones. The whole world wonders.
 

Medievalist--

Of course we want more efficient criminals. We also teach Criminal Procedure, so that the correct steps are followed while committing, say, a burglary.
 

It worked for the Prof. He was able to club Nancy Kerrigan and get away with it. And wear those revealing ice skating costumes as part of his Tonya Harding alter ego. If that's not a crime, I don't know what is.
 

Say, where does a guy go to sign up for Criminal Practice or Procedure? They both sound like sound, practical classes. My parents will stop asking, "So, what are you going to do with that major?"
 

Medievalist--

You don't need those classes. You already have crazy mad gangsta skilz. And least when it comes to medieval Spanish literature.
 

OK IT is official:

IPLAWGUY Rules.

Hey I might have a new job, working for this big company that sells RV accessories.. Doesn't that sound like a little slice of heaven? AND I would get to go to the annual Recreational Vehicle Dealers Association (RVDA) International Convention and Expo, Las Vegas, Nevada. Rio All Suite Casino Resort every year. which is like, the opportunity of a lifetime.

I have had some dark days lately , what with my job selling exciting risk management software not working out, finding out about THE LIST, and then having confirmation that Osler is Tonya Harding... It has not been easy. But if I can land this dream job, selling things like "15´ RHINO FLEX SEWER HOSE" well, I know things are looking up.

ACTUALLY I am not minding working only ten hours a week. its been a few weeks and my son drives me insane, but he is a lot of fun. He is hilarious, actually.
 

How is it Batman doesn't have wings, but Flower Guy has wings like a bat? Did he steal them in Season 4?
 

Are we sure those aren't petals, though? I'm guessing they're petals or leaves instead of wings.
 

All I know about that is the flower guy has to be the scariest villian EVER. And what if he ever got into the Miracle-Gro? THE WORLD WOULD BE DOOMED.
 

FLOWER GUY... definitely an ORLEANS fan. Or maybe he is just really in touch with his feminine side. At any rate I would not force him to eat any vegetables
 

No, he'd be naked if he was an Orleans fan.

This looks very Freddy Mercury- like to me. Or maybe Ziggy Stardust or Gary Glitter.