Tuesday, October 31, 2006

 

Help! I Still Haven't Decided What to Be For Halloween!



It's 6 pm, and I'm still trying to come up with a costume. It is down to four choices:

A. Bob Seger
B. Alexi Lalas
C. Arlene Wohlgemuth
D. That old guy who always yells "Get off my lawn!"
E. "Inappropriate Bear"

What do you think?

Comments:
I vote for Arlene. But only if you read the Bible in your political ads.
 
I hope you are referring to the Alexi Lalas circa World Cup 1994.

If you're refering to the current version that isn't much of a costume.

http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/tien%20mao/2005_09_lalaslarge.jpg
 
Whoa! Seger looks like James Hetfield from Metallica so maybe you could go as both and when you see old people tell them Seger but when you see young people tell them Metallica lead singer. Its a dual costume.

Also, I would be careful about awakening the Wohlgemuth
 
Am I the only one who saw
"Inappropriate Bear" on the list?

Do I even want to know what that entails?
 
I thought you said something about the "Burger King" from those weird commercials where he runs for a touchdown and such. His face doesn't move. Frightening.
 
This has nothing to do with Halloween, but I have to put it in.

I had a dream with you in it last night. You kept trying to give me an assignment for PR and I kept saying, "But I'm not in PR yet!" "But you will be!" "But I'm NOT NOW!" "But you will be!"

I think I won the argument by virtue of waiting until you were distracted by another student asking you a question, and then I ran out of the classroom.

So, um...I know I will be in PR in the spring, but can I wait until I get there to start doing the assignments? Please? Because I can guarantee that if I start reading now, I won't remember anything by then.
 
Look, if you didn't do the assignment, I'm just going to have to give you a memo. I'm sorry it comes down to that.
 
That reminds me of a pre-PC dream I had. Underwood hauled me into his office and asked me if I spoke Spanish. When I said that I didn't, he gave that look of disbelief that all his students know and said he expected me to learn it before I came to his class.

-B.
 
*sigh* All right, I'll start finding prints of Carvaggio and buying BIC pens. The things I'll do to avoid a memo...

B - I wonder if Powell would take me being half Mexican as counting for speaking Spanish. Because I cleverly chose French for my second language, 'cause I like to be different that way. I'd better start learning Spanish anyway, because he might see this and decide it would be a good idea to add on.
 
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