This month can be stressful, and there is a lot upsetting people these days: politics, Notre Dame not making the football playoffs, a lack of snow in the West, etc. etc. etc. So let's get some venting done before the heart of the Christmas season is here and then turn towards our better angels. Here, I will go first:
It rained just so
It could freeze beneath the snow
Now, cars go skating.
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern and have some fun!
My blood is boiling
ReplyDeleteThe Trump Kennedy Center?!?!?
Break his auto-pen
Stop the mass shootings!!
ReplyDeleteNow is time for peace on earth
We all want to live
My final exams --
ReplyDeleteRIDICULOUS EXCUSES!
What is wrong with them????
Climate change Christmas:
ReplyDeleteForecast for the twenty-fifth is
Sixty degrees … Grrrrr.
No Christmas sweaters,
no cold, no snow, no pond ice
no fire in fireplace!
Ooh an early “airing of grievances”! Yes, please!
ReplyDeleteI sit through a half
hour of ads, previews. There
oughta be a law!
Please don’t explain your
diet choices when you see
no meat on my plate.
We’re seeing wacky
weather changes everywhere.
But sure, it’s a hoax.
You don’t vaccinate
yourself, so my mom gets sick.
Thanks, you’re a giver.
Dang! Lost my wallet
ReplyDeletethanks to those puny pockets
in women’s blue jeans.
Not as lovely as
ReplyDeleteA clementine but orange
Passions: war, hate,self
A fire will not burn
ReplyDeleteUnless set up with venting
Oxygen is key
The risk of a fire
ReplyDeleteIn the kitchen can be high
If stove does not vent
In the winter months
ReplyDeleteMy dryer vent puts out steam
from side of the house