On Monday, we will have a new old president, and Joe Biden will officially be de-inaugurated (which is the ceremony where he turns in his keys and laptop and then departs Washington in a hot air balloon). Biden leaves with the worst approval numbers of his entire tenure, and I'm not sure why that is, exactly. So let's haiku about him this week. Here, I will go first:
Clemency waited
Until the very last month
But then... I'll take it!
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable count and have some fun!

But before he leaves
ReplyDeleteA long awaited gift for you
Drug commutations
(They heard you)
You need to wake up!
ReplyDeleteYour work finally paid off!
Commutation Day!!!!
Ukraine, investment
ReplyDeleteBut GOP brought their guns
Biden had knife
Biden had a knife
DeleteA decent man, a
ReplyDeletetrue public servant but one
term woulda been best
Like LBJ, he’ll
be known for great success and
great failure. Mixed bag.
His rep will only
grow with time. History will
be kinder than peers.
A wife, daughter—dead,
ReplyDeleteCancered son, one addicted—
American pain.
Little boy stutters
ReplyDeleteBut works real hard—President,
Bullies don’t forget.
We curse infrastructure
ReplyDeleteBut enjoy jobs,applaud Peace,
Old man suffers,tears.
Discriminate Age
ReplyDeleteDiscriminate Age—
ReplyDeleteThe Dems pick wrong issues :
Me and Mine triumphs