Friday, February 23, 2024
Haiku Friday: Fad diets!
Yesterday IPLawGuy called to confirm some details of our upcoming ski trip. Since he was driving his 1974 Gremlin convertible at a high rate of speed down Virginia's highway 11 near Troutville, it was a little hard to hear him. I told him I was getting ready for the trip by going skiing, and he responded he was getting ready for the trip by going on a fad diet. Apparently, it is called the "Hardee's Diet," where you only eat stuff you can get at a Hardee's restaurant (which was why he was in Troutville, which is far from his home-- he was mixing it up by going to different Hardee's all over his home state of Virginia).
I hope that works out for him! I've never done a fad diet, but I have to say that the "Hardee's Diet" isn't even close to the silliest one I have heard of. That might be the "Grapefruit Diet," where you eat only grapefruit, or perhaps the even stupider "Grape-Nuts Diet." Yuck.
Anyways, let's haiku about those this week. Here, I will go first:
Seventy Five Hard:
Gallon of water per day?
Hello tinkletown!
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable pattern, and have some fun!
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Flexitarian,
Mediterranean, DASH,
MIND, Volumetrics
Said to be the best
But really it comes to this:
Eat less and move more
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Mediterranean, DASH,
MIND, Volumetrics
Said to be the best
But really it comes to this:
Eat less and move more
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