So which is best for the big holiday (whatever that is for you)?
Turkey?
Roast Beast?
Ham?
Hobbit Loaf?
Carnitas?
Lutefisk?
Here, I will go first:
Turkey is awesome
But a good salty ham steak
Fills me up just right.
Now it is your turn! Just use the 5/7/5 syllable formula and have some fun!

"What is that thing, Mom?"
ReplyDeleteThey asked me before dinner.
It looked like cat.
Honey glazed spiral
ReplyDeleteSliced Virginia ham, for those
In holiday know
Soft serve beef wads, yuck
ReplyDeleteProbably the worst meal ever
Christmas in prison.
Our small family
ReplyDeleteHas no traditional foods
Just happy grazing;
So
I'm partial to my
"Large hand-crafted beverage"
Starbuck's birthday* gift.
*[Birthday is Boxing Day]
Giants steaks on grill,
ReplyDeleteWho cares if it is snowing,
Juice runs down my chin.
Anticipation
ReplyDeleteConsumption, conversation
Regret,contentment
Vhat stinks? Lutefisk!
ReplyDeleteYa, Even I'm not dat Sveedish
Pass da ham der please.
Lefsa was good stuff
Ya, not as good as grandma's
Vee sure do miss her
(Said in a good North Dakota accent)