Haiku Friday: Backstory on Mrs. Claus

There are some characters we just don't know much about. The Easter Bunny, for example-- how did that happen? How does he get around? Who assigned him this task? Etc. Etc.

Mrs. Claus (pictured here with her husband, Nick, and one of their adult children) is one of those characters. Here are some of the questions I have had about her:

-- Where did she go to college?

-- How did she meet Nick?

-- How did Nick talk her into moving to the North Pole?

-- Does she like wearing matching outfits?

-- Does she prefer Starbucks or Caribou?

-- What do Mr. and Mrs. Claus do for date night?

-- Did she give birth in a hospital?

-- What kind of car does she have?

-- Does she make any of the presents?

-- Who does her hair?

-- Are the "elves" really more accurately called "slaves?"

Anyways, there is a lot to cover here! I will go first:

We don't want to see

All she does for Santa; She's

His North Pole dancer.

Now it is your turn! Five syllables for the first line, seven for the second, and five at the end...