So, I am all set for Halloween, with this great mask that was labeled "Angry Teddy Bear." It is just about the creepiest thing I have ever seen. I mean… why would a teddy bear be angry? They seem to have a pretty plush life, so to speak. And while most teddy bears have no teeth at all-- their mouth is just a string sewed onto their face-- this one has a whole dental disaster going on.
Let's haiku about halloween ideas, or memories, today. It can be about costumes, parties, halloween romance, whatever. Here, I will go first:
Angry Teddy Bear,
You have a pretty good life,
And what's with the teeth?
Now it is your turn. Just make it 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and have some fun!

I was once a bear
ReplyDeleteBut me, I was Fozzy Bear!
Lots of bad jokes.
She was sexy nurse
ReplyDeleteIt turned out to be more
Than just a costume!
"Meow" says kitty
ReplyDeletechanneling my inner self:
aloof as I lounge.
In Minnesota
ReplyDeleteOne has to wear a snowsuit
To be a pirate.