I guess it should be surprising we haven't done this, given my vocation and all… but let's fix that now. Here, I will go first:
Capone, we never
Solved you. Still go after
The followers first.
Now it is your turn. Just use five syllables in the first line, seven in the second, and have some fun!

Criminals, crooks, thugs
ReplyDeleteWhy do we glamorize them?
Evil. Not rebels
Hippity hoppity hop hop
ReplyDeleteUnrepentant cottontails
Steal summer bounty
Oops! syllable goof!
ReplyDeleteShould be Hippity hop hop
Blame the damn bunnies!
My children love it:
ReplyDeleteAmerica's Dumbest Crims
They always get caught!
"I am not a crook."
ReplyDeleteBut no one believed it,
Tricky Dick got caught.
Lot of Texan crime
ReplyDeleteMy! My! 'Ppears ain't nobody
Deterred by lil ole needle
But alot people stuck
In sludge by accident,miss -
Recollection die,My my.