Crooks

So, yesterday (as pictured above) I went to the Twins game with IPLawGuy. We're not crooks, though (well, not anymore, and that one incident was really caused by Fat Kenny and a catalytic converter). That's just the haiku topic we are reviewing today.

Good work, Medievalist!

"I am not a crook."
But no one believed it,
Tricky Dick got caught.

Also, Anonymous seems a little bitter, but I love the word "unrepentant":

Hippity hop hop
Unrepentant cottontails
Steal summer bounty