Friday, January 17, 2014
Haiku Friday: College Weirdness
So, is there church on Sunday, or not????
Anyways, Woody sent me a list of America's most interesting colleges, which was interesting but seemed a little arbitrary (it appears to be linked to a catalogue of "hipster" area codes, for one thing). Mostly, and I like this, "interesting" meant "has the potential for weirdness."
College is kind of weird, at least sometimes. Let's haiku about that-- your own experiences, or someone else's. I'll go first:
What?!???!!! No Reed College?
Stoners AND a student-run
Now it is your turn! Make if fun, and throw in 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third...
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Sparkling wine and smokes
We solved the world's problems
On that balcony.
Little did we know
We knew nothing about life
Then, those lessons came.
Still, it was precious
Fresh minds, new ideas, real hope
Oh, to be that girl.
MMM
We solved the world's problems
On that balcony.
Little did we know
We knew nothing about life
Then, those lessons came.
Still, it was precious
Fresh minds, new ideas, real hope
Oh, to be that girl.
MMM
# posted by 
: 1:21 AM
: 1:21 AM 
Blooming corpse flower,
Gustavus Adolphus College,
Smells like your dead socks.
https://gustavus.edu/biology/titanarum/
Gustavus Adolphus College,
Smells like your dead socks.
https://gustavus.edu/biology/titanarum/
She fully clothed; they
NAKED,smoking weed,some male
Stamens pointed skyward.
Year later,when he
Asked her to spend the night,she
Left evening gown on.
He had a girlfriend
Then.She felt it unsisterly.
No sleep,wanting him.
Weird.Forty years hence,
I shout: TAKE IT OFF,SISTER!
TAKE IT ALL OFF...NOW!!!
NAKED,smoking weed,some male
Stamens pointed skyward.
Year later,when he
Asked her to spend the night,she
Left evening gown on.
He had a girlfriend
Then.She felt it unsisterly.
No sleep,wanting him.
Weird.Forty years hence,
I shout: TAKE IT OFF,SISTER!
TAKE IT ALL OFF...NOW!!!
# posted by : 1:58 PM
: 1:58 PM
Listen Osler--Geoffrey sucks!
Yeah--You shouted all right...
Bare butt out upstairs window.
Moon means romance...Jerk!
Yeah--You shouted all right...
Bare butt out upstairs window.
Moon means romance...Jerk!
# posted by : 3:59 PM
: 3:59 PM
Geoffrey, you have my deepest admiration... and sympathy.
IPLG, I lived in Greenville SC for a couple years and had to make deliveries to Bob Jones U. A place beyond weirdness.
Now a haiku to sum up my (first) college experience...
Yet I crossed the stage
To receive my diploma
Thinking, "I know zilch"
IPLG, I lived in Greenville SC for a couple years and had to make deliveries to Bob Jones U. A place beyond weirdness.
Now a haiku to sum up my (first) college experience...
Yet I crossed the stage
To receive my diploma
Thinking, "I know zilch"
June early they crossed
The Quad attired in long low cut
Frocks,climbing boots,roses
In their hair.Jerry
Katz, ,Artist and Cynic,saw
Them,and declared,that:
They looked like fine French
Courtesans strolling in the
Morning.Mountain boots?
The Quad attired in long low cut
Frocks,climbing boots,roses
In their hair.Jerry
Katz, ,Artist and Cynic,saw
Them,and declared,that:
They looked like fine French
Courtesans strolling in the
Morning.Mountain boots?
# posted by : 10:54 AM
: 10:54 AM
When Sydney from Hilo
Joined S.D.S., thought it was
A sorority.
Demonstration came,
Running from cops,fell,skinned knee--
Revolution Wound!
Joined S.D.S., thought it was
A sorority.
Demonstration came,
Running from cops,fell,skinned knee--
Revolution Wound!
# posted by : 1:55 PM
: 1:55 PM
Swirled hazel eyes like
cat looked like Vivian Lee
Hair midnight curls long
Always had a boy on
Each arm dueling bracelets.
We so damn jealous.
Once I rode skirted
With him on his Norton bike.
To see Mick take off
His belt and show that
Piano who was boss. SHE
Gave us magic brownies.
Stoned seeing Stones. My!
Strawberries,sour cream ,brown sugar.
She could share,turns out.
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cat looked like Vivian Lee
Hair midnight curls long
Always had a boy on
Each arm dueling bracelets.
We so damn jealous.
Once I rode skirted
With him on his Norton bike.
To see Mick take off
His belt and show that
Piano who was boss. SHE
Gave us magic brownies.
Stoned seeing Stones. My!
Strawberries,sour cream ,brown sugar.
She could share,turns out.
# posted by : 7:12 PM
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