Osler's Razor

Wow! Who knew that there was so much interest in bacon?

Well, actually, we all did (except the vegans). It's just... ok, I'm getting hungry again.

Here are our bacon-tastic winners:

Bob's haiku was a beautiful summary of what bacon is:

My heart is achin'
To have me some more bacon
It's a pork fat thing.

CTL, meanwhile, gave us the most beautiful literary knock-off we have seen so far on the Razor:

One meat to rule them
All, one meat to find them...and
in goodness bind them.

Pete Surdo's legal reference was pure genius:

Damn yummy pig meat!
Even Barbour would tell you:
Clemency denied.Finally, Renee's wonderful poem brought back some great memories of my own:

They slept by clear creek
In the thrall of mountains.Woke
To bacon's whisper.Do these four know each other? Oh, yes they do.

Comic-Con 2004 at the San Diego Convention Center was a breakthrough event-- and tickets sold out fast. WIth appearances by the Fairfield Four, Antonin Scalia, Lee Iaccoca, and Larry Bird, the legend was well-earned. It's unclear exactly how this happened, but it appears that Craigslist, several margaritas, a 1991 Toyota Tercel, and $573 in one dollar bills were involved. Somehow, our four winners ended up on the most awesome road trip ever. The story is too long to do justice to here, but suffice it to say that the municipal ordinances of Abilene, Texas, Truth or Consequences, New Mexico, and Yuma, Arizona were all amended in the wake of their visit...