Friday, January 06, 2012
Haiku Friday: Republicans!
Since we are in the heat of the primaries, let's haiku about these colorful Republican candidates! You are allowed to haiku about any of them, including those who have already dropped out (i.e., Pawlenty, Bachmann, Trump, Cain) or any of those that remain (Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, Rick Perry, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and that guy who used to be in the "Rent is too damn high!" party).
Here is mine:
Newt Gingrich, Ron Paul
Wouldn't they be quite a ticket?
"Hey! Get off my lawn!"
Now it is your turn. Just try to make it about 5 syllables/7 syllables/5 syllables, and the winner gets their bio here on Monday!
Now do it!
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Forget haikus about the candidates--that panel in the embedded clip was amazing. It looked like 3 frat boys pretending to be knowledgeable about the campaign and one woman whose role appeared to nothing but "eye candy", especially considering her gyrations on the couch when the segment first started--bizarre, the whole thing.
Governor Rick Perry:
Delusions of grandeur
But really good hair!
Poor old Mitt Romney:
He has millions of dollars
Yet no one loves him.
Michelle Bachmann:
Weren't you once in a band with
Canadian Fred Turner?
Bob
Delusions of grandeur
But really good hair!
Poor old Mitt Romney:
He has millions of dollars
Yet no one loves him.
Michelle Bachmann:
Weren't you once in a band with
Canadian Fred Turner?
Bob
Hypocritical
to haiku about anyone
I will not vote for
sadly ....
The Grand Old Party
no longer represents the
virtues of my past
to haiku about anyone
I will not vote for
sadly ....
The Grand Old Party
no longer represents the
virtues of my past
Don't agree with him
But Paul is the most honest
The rest are phonies
Reptilian Mitt
Chameleon panderer
"Most Electable"
But Paul is the most honest
The rest are phonies
Reptilian Mitt
Chameleon panderer
"Most Electable"
Agree with OsoGrande. That clip looks like local cable access babble, not network TV. Then again, I don't expect much from Fox.
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