Friday, December 16, 2011

Haiku Friday: Noobs!

Yesterday, I included a graphic that used the phrase "Noobs Throwing Cans," but I have no idea what a Noob is. A new observer? A bad elf? Someone who was abandoned at a gas station in Iowa? Your guess is as good as mine... and guess we shall! Use the first line "So, what is a Noob?" Then have a second line of seven syllables, and a third with five.

I'll go first:

So, what is a noob?
I figure it must be a cross
'tween Newt and Goober.

Now it is your turn! The winner gets their bio here on Monday...

21 comments:

  1. You really want me?
    Oh yeah, I've played lots of times.
    Crap. Dead already.

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  2. what's a n00b? it's a
    h4xor-w4nn4b3 pu/\/k wh0s3
    4lw4yZ 9377in9 pwned!!!!!!!!!!1

    [for reference, see the history and orthography sections at the following address: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet]

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  3. So, what is a noob?
    Person who gets atrrested
    for REALLY WEIRD Crime.

    Such as this:

    http://www.kgw.com/news/Hillsboro-man-in-custody-after-Star-War-light-saber-attack-135654188.html

    A guy here in Portland went insane in a TOYS R US attacking shoppers with a Star Wars Light Saber....

    I woudl say that's your classic NOOB.

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  4. ^^^ definitely falls under the definition of pwned!

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  5. People, please, in haiku. It's Friday.

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  6. n00bz r n0t h4x0rz
    They teamkill, spawn camp and troll
    they r teh sux0rz

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  7. Anonymous10:32 AM

    So, what is a noob?
    The opposite of oldbie.
    It is just misspelled.
    MMM

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  8. So what is a noob?
    Surgeon-crafted brand new boobth.
    Star now knew the truth.




    Professor,could we please go back to haiku-ing about idyllic summer? This is killing me!

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  9. Anonymous10:45 AM

    Came to a strange town
    Couldn't find my way 'roud
    Felt like such a noob.

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  10. So, what is a noob?
    Not "Noob." N zero zero
    BS - make sense now?

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  11. Haiku about boobs?
    Osler is out of his mind.
    Best Haiku Friday.

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  12. So, what is a n00b?
    Slow to rez and causing lag -
    Go to Help Island!

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  13. Here you can learn all you ever wanted to know about noobs.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob

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  14. @Mark Osler: strike that, reformed:

    canterbury, he's
    pwned by the cops for fake toy
    assault! what a n00b.

    ...

    people, please: haiku!
    friday is the poem day
    we write only poems

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  15. as last weeks winner
    I refrain from haiku-ing
    although tis Friday

    The topic of noobs
    is just too esoteric
    for I am elf ~ Spork

    Reindeer require
    my care and food before next
    weekends main event

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  16. So, what is a noob?
    Ignorant of a lot but
    doesn't care one whit.

    So, what is a noob?
    One who has much to learn but
    won't try to one bit.

    So, what is a noob?
    Not "newb" or "newbie" but an
    error-making buffoon.

    So, what is a noob?
    A tea partier with a
    misspelled protest sign.

    So, what is a noob?
    Rick Perry thinking he can
    become President.

    So, what is a noob?
    Anyone who cares about
    the Kardashians.

    So, what is a noob?
    Those watching TV shows that
    have the word "Jersey".

    So, what is a noob?
    Perhaps someone writing eight
    haiku and not working?

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  17. lovely bones4:44 PM

    So, what is a noob?
    Its that awkward moment when
    You think you've been left.

    (In Iowa....at the only gas station around....).

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  18. So what is a noob?
    Snow fell upon the Noobs;all
    Egypt was gobsmacked.

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  20. So,what is a noob?
    An unfortunate knob where
    One's nose ought to be.

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  21. what is a noob?
    An insatiable cootie--
    Jigs on pink booties.

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