Yesterday, I included a graphic that used the phrase "Noobs Throwing Cans," but I have no idea what a Noob is. A new observer? A bad elf? Someone who was abandoned at a gas station in Iowa? Your guess is as good as mine... and guess we shall! Use the first line "So, what is a Noob?" Then have a second line of seven syllables, and a third with five.
I'll go first:
So, what is a noob?
I figure it must be a cross
'tween Newt and Goober.
Now it is your turn! The winner gets their bio here on Monday...
You really want me?
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I've played lots of times.
Crap. Dead already.
what's a n00b? it's a
ReplyDeleteh4xor-w4nn4b3 pu/\/k wh0s3
4lw4yZ 9377in9 pwned!!!!!!!!!!1
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So, what is a noob?
ReplyDeletePerson who gets atrrested
for REALLY WEIRD Crime.
Such as this:
http://www.kgw.com/news/Hillsboro-man-in-custody-after-Star-War-light-saber-attack-135654188.html
A guy here in Portland went insane in a TOYS R US attacking shoppers with a Star Wars Light Saber....
I woudl say that's your classic NOOB.
^^^ definitely falls under the definition of pwned!
ReplyDeletePeople, please, in haiku. It's Friday.
ReplyDeleten00bz r n0t h4x0rz
ReplyDeleteThey teamkill, spawn camp and troll
they r teh sux0rz
So, what is a noob?
ReplyDeleteThe opposite of oldbie.
It is just misspelled.
MMM
So what is a noob?
ReplyDeleteSurgeon-crafted brand new boobth.
Star now knew the truth.
Professor,could we please go back to haiku-ing about idyllic summer? This is killing me!
Came to a strange town
ReplyDeleteCouldn't find my way 'roud
Felt like such a noob.
So, what is a noob?
ReplyDeleteNot "Noob." N zero zero
BS - make sense now?
Haiku about boobs?
ReplyDeleteOsler is out of his mind.
Best Haiku Friday.
So, what is a n00b?
ReplyDeleteSlow to rez and causing lag -
Go to Help Island!
Here you can learn all you ever wanted to know about noobs.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob
@Mark Osler: strike that, reformed:
ReplyDeletecanterbury, he's
pwned by the cops for fake toy
assault! what a n00b.
...
people, please: haiku!
friday is the poem day
we write only poems
as last weeks winner
ReplyDeleteI refrain from haiku-ing
although tis Friday
The topic of noobs
is just too esoteric
for I am elf ~ Spork
Reindeer require
my care and food before next
weekends main event
So, what is a noob?
ReplyDeleteIgnorant of a lot but
doesn't care one whit.
So, what is a noob?
One who has much to learn but
won't try to one bit.
So, what is a noob?
Not "newb" or "newbie" but an
error-making buffoon.
So, what is a noob?
A tea partier with a
misspelled protest sign.
So, what is a noob?
Rick Perry thinking he can
become President.
So, what is a noob?
Anyone who cares about
the Kardashians.
So, what is a noob?
Those watching TV shows that
have the word "Jersey".
So, what is a noob?
Perhaps someone writing eight
haiku and not working?
So, what is a noob?
ReplyDeleteIts that awkward moment when
You think you've been left.
(In Iowa....at the only gas station around....).
So what is a noob?
ReplyDeleteSnow fell upon the Noobs;all
Egypt was gobsmacked.
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ReplyDeleteSo,what is a noob?
ReplyDeleteAn unfortunate knob where
One's nose ought to be.
what is a noob?
ReplyDeleteAn insatiable cootie--
Jigs on pink booties.