Friday, December 16, 2011
Haiku Friday: Noobs!
Yesterday, I included a graphic that used the phrase "Noobs Throwing Cans," but I have no idea what a Noob is. A new observer? A bad elf? Someone who was abandoned at a gas station in Iowa? Your guess is as good as mine... and guess we shall! Use the first line "So, what is a Noob?" Then have a second line of seven syllables, and a third with five.
I'll go first:
So, what is a noob?
I figure it must be a cross
'tween Newt and Goober.
Now it is your turn! The winner gets their bio here on Monday...
I'll go first:
So, what is a noob?
I figure it must be a cross
'tween Newt and Goober.
Now it is your turn! The winner gets their bio here on Monday...
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what's a n00b? it's a
h4xor-w4nn4b3 pu/\/k wh0s3
4lw4yZ 9377in9 pwned!!!!!!!!!!1
[for reference, see the history and orthography sections at the following address: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet]
h4xor-w4nn4b3 pu/\/k wh0s3
4lw4yZ 9377in9 pwned!!!!!!!!!!1
[for reference, see the history and orthography sections at the following address: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leet]
So, what is a noob?
Person who gets atrrested
for REALLY WEIRD Crime.
Such as this:
http://www.kgw.com/news/Hillsboro-man-in-custody-after-Star-War-light-saber-attack-135654188.html
A guy here in Portland went insane in a TOYS R US attacking shoppers with a Star Wars Light Saber....
I woudl say that's your classic NOOB.
Person who gets atrrested
for REALLY WEIRD Crime.
Such as this:
http://www.kgw.com/news/Hillsboro-man-in-custody-after-Star-War-light-saber-attack-135654188.html
A guy here in Portland went insane in a TOYS R US attacking shoppers with a Star Wars Light Saber....
I woudl say that's your classic NOOB.
So what is a noob?
Surgeon-crafted brand new boobth.
Star now knew the truth.
Professor,could we please go back to haiku-ing about idyllic summer? This is killing me!
Surgeon-crafted brand new boobth.
Star now knew the truth.
Professor,could we please go back to haiku-ing about idyllic summer? This is killing me!
Here you can learn all you ever wanted to know about noobs.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=noob
@Mark Osler: strike that, reformed:
canterbury, he's
pwned by the cops for fake toy
assault! what a n00b.
...
people, please: haiku!
friday is the poem day
we write only poems
canterbury, he's
pwned by the cops for fake toy
assault! what a n00b.
...
people, please: haiku!
friday is the poem day
we write only poems
as last weeks winner
I refrain from haiku-ing
although tis Friday
The topic of noobs
is just too esoteric
for I am elf ~ Spork
Reindeer require
my care and food before next
weekends main event
I refrain from haiku-ing
although tis Friday
The topic of noobs
is just too esoteric
for I am elf ~ Spork
Reindeer require
my care and food before next
weekends main event
So, what is a noob?
Ignorant of a lot but
doesn't care one whit.
So, what is a noob?
One who has much to learn but
won't try to one bit.
So, what is a noob?
Not "newb" or "newbie" but an
error-making buffoon.
So, what is a noob?
A tea partier with a
misspelled protest sign.
So, what is a noob?
Rick Perry thinking he can
become President.
So, what is a noob?
Anyone who cares about
the Kardashians.
So, what is a noob?
Those watching TV shows that
have the word "Jersey".
So, what is a noob?
Perhaps someone writing eight
haiku and not working?
Ignorant of a lot but
doesn't care one whit.
So, what is a noob?
One who has much to learn but
won't try to one bit.
So, what is a noob?
Not "newb" or "newbie" but an
error-making buffoon.
So, what is a noob?
A tea partier with a
misspelled protest sign.
So, what is a noob?
Rick Perry thinking he can
become President.
So, what is a noob?
Anyone who cares about
the Kardashians.
So, what is a noob?
Those watching TV shows that
have the word "Jersey".
So, what is a noob?
Perhaps someone writing eight
haiku and not working?
So, what is a noob?
Its that awkward moment when
You think you've been left.
(In Iowa....at the only gas station around....).
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Its that awkward moment when
You think you've been left.
(In Iowa....at the only gas station around....).
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