Friday, October 28, 2011

Haiku Friday: Road Food


You're driving, and driving, and driving some more. It's time to eat... it's time for some road food.

My favorite story about road food came from someone else. For some reason he was driving through West Virginia, and stopped at a diner. He was interested in the fish sandwich, and asked the waitress "what kind of fish is it?"

She said she didn't know, but ducked into the kitchen and emerged with the answer.

"I asked the cook," she announced, "he said it's the square kind."

So... let's haiku about road food. Here is mine:

So delicious, the
Fish that is perfectly square.
Makes it hard to swim!

Now it is your turn. Author a haiku that is roughly 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third, and you may win the grand prize-- your bio here on Monday.

15 comments:

  1. The Whataburger
    Chop house cheddar and french fries
    Not road food. Road meal!

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  2. Long West Texas roads,
    Local Mexican cafe,
    the best food ever.

    Hills, North Ca'lina,
    Boiled peanuts, soggy sack,
    Coca Cola. Hmmmmmm.

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  3. Worst road food: WA State.
    Jamaican place off I -5.
    Next to a Hooter's.

    We were coming back from Seattle, and we just had to finally stop some place for dinner. It was either this place or Hooter's. No way are we going to Hooter's.

    HOW BAD is a restaurant when you end up WISHING you had gone to HOOTER's with your 5 year old??

    Pretty bad. hahahahahah

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  4. Most unexpected
    Alligator Alley stop
    Best blue crab sandwich

    Sunday afternoon
    cold beer, Live Florida Folk
    and picnic benches

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  5. Lemon pie and joe
    From proud hands of mom n'pop
    Real fuel for the road.


    Butter Burger with
    Malt. It sits like an anvil
    To squelch cruise comfort.

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  6. All city limits
    of small Midwestern town,
    Dairy Queen next block.

    Ode to the best part:

    Anticipation!
    (bead of sweat)Choices!
    Great, horrid choices!

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  7. Anonymous12:39 PM

    Always something fried--
    onion rings, fries, a burger..
    Never very good.

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  8. Anonymous12:40 PM

    I ate beef jerky
    when we stopped to get some gas
    It tasted awful.

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  9. Marjorie Rawlings
    Cross Creek Diner recipe
    A Yearling special

    ~*~*~*~

    A sticky door knob
    Linoleum table top
    Apple Crisp, de-lish...

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  10. Best road food ever?
    Don's specialty meats of course!
    A sack of ... Cajun.

    http://donsspecialtymeats.com/

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  11. The mug cried tears of
    Joy,whose snail slide revealed
    Brown elixir sweet.

    A white soup of cream
    Snow mellowed the brown-- iced blood,
    To vanquish Scorcher.

    The fat mugs on tray,
    Placed over car window,by
    Teen queen in coin belt.

    French fries kissed by sun
    And field now embrace catsup
    Delicate,crisp love.

    Dad took us to A & W
    For gedunks,fine Naval treats
    That served as supper

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  12. Anonymous11:55 PM

    Road food: marginal
    I prefer languid dinners-
    Good conversation

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  13. Anonymous7:27 AM

    Lemon meringue pie--
    The crust flakier than mom's.
    I can still taste it.

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  14. Renee - you are on fire
    Thanks for using the term catsup. I use it and my husband thinks I am nuts.

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  15. New Christine9:21 AM

    Renee -
    Well done!!!

    Comfort extended to Ranger Fans as their "road trip" had a less than happy ending...

    Texas road trip blues,
    Ranger win - two strikes away!
    Post game joy delayed.

    No relief in seven.
    A victory spread denied.
    Rolaids downed instead.

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