Osler's Razor

While looking for something else, I stumbled on this report, which appears to have me testifying before the Congressional Black Caucus along with AG Eric Holder, Justice Breyer, and Cong. Bobby Scott.

Uh... I don't remember that. Seriously-- the quote sounds like what I would say, but I think I would remember testifying with Breyer and Holder! While I did testify in Congress that month, it was on a separate issue, before the House Judiciary Committee. So, how did I get into the reports of the event if I wasn't there?

This creates some intriguing possibilities:

1) I was there, but don't remember. Too many Twinkies.
2) I have a doppelganger who isn't really evil, but just goes around saying stuff I would probably say.
3) It actually was lookalike former student Erick Sandlin (pictured here), though I think Sandlin would say smarter things than I did.