Osler's Razor

Tonight, I will be heading over to Scruffy Murphy's to hear RRL's band play. Other than his promise yesterday that they won't play Toto, the only thing I really expect is that they will not play horrible over-produced pap. Yay!

Back in Detroit, my favorite bar for music was the Tap Room. It was an old and warm hole, which back in the day was heated in the winter with only a wood stove. I have often wondered how many East-siders suffered burns from that thing after a few beers...

So, let's haiku about bars and bar bands. Tell us about your favorite.

Here is mine (which probably means more if you were on the border between Detroit and Grosse Pointe):

It's one now, dancing
With a girl dress'd for tennis
No one cares. We sing.

Now it is your turn...