Osler's Razor

First of all, I'd like to thank my guest bloggers on Political Mayhem Thursday for the past four weeks-- RRL, Lane, the Waco Farmer, and IPLawGuy. A good job by all. If there are others that would like a crack at it, feel free to email me. I'll be around, except for lunch with the Spanish Medievalist.

Classes end next week as the fall quarter comes to a close. It still seems odd-- part of my brain still seems to be on semesters. The beauty of haiku during finals is that they are short, meaningful, and fun. Here, I'll give you a wide variety of topics:

1) IPLawChildren (pictured below)
2) The most efficient way to fail a class
3) Bates' Halloween costume
4) My 501(K)
5) Quoting Monty Python
6) Quoting the Simpsons
7) Fear of dentistry
8) Anxiety
9) Joe the Plumber
10) Michael Jackson's "Thriller" album

Here is mine:

Sarah Palin Brooke--
That one's a real cutie-pie!
But... she barfs a lot.

Now it is your turn...