Thursday, April 03, 2008

 

Osler needs some serious help!


I'm looking for some research assistants for this summer. I have a bunch of projects going on, all of which are fascinating in one way or another (at least to me). I would like assistants who are strong researchers, who have an interest in criminal law, and who are at least a 4Q. If you are interested, email me at mark_w_osler@baylor.edu.

In addition, talent in one of the following areas is a plus:

1) Liturgical dance
2) 0-60 auto accelleration testing
3) Singing in French
4) Ballistics
5) Post-modern literary theory
6) Mime
7) Ranching.

Comments:
Too bad I'm only a 1Q. I majored in French and grew up on a ranch, in addition to being interested in criminal law. Oh well. Maybe next year.
 
Justin--

I do liturgical dance and mime, and used to race cars. Between us, we have everything he needs! But, I'm in college still.
 
I'm underqualified, but my time management skills are phenomenal. Plus, I could help you with your 'do.

I'd need my own assistant, though...and time off for the pool.
 
Mrs. CL Are you gonna have another summer at the pool? Still need a nanny? HAHAHA You Texans with your pools....Do you ever even think of me here in Oregon in the RAIN???

Actually, Osler's DO is growing on me. TO see a picture of him now with normal hair would be really really weird.


Osler, regrouting your bathroom is not "Reasearch."
 
Unrelated, but I thought you might have something to say about this, if you can: http://www.wacotrib.com/news/content/news/stories/2008/04/03/04032008wactenure.html

Need a post-grad research assistant? One who can sing in French?
 
Let's try that link again:

http://www.wacotrib.com/news/content/news/stories
/2008/04/03/04032008wactenure.html
 
what about liturgical ranch? great on mixed greens. I will certainly be sending an email...
 
I think these 7 talents should be the haiku topics for this week.

I can sing in French, and could probably attempt some post-modern lit crit, in jest.
 
I've got 1, 3, 5 covered, but I'm 3 quarters away from being any help.
 
I actually wrote the book on post-modern literary theory, but I'm not a 4Q. I'll either never get there or I'm way past it, and besides, I'll be elsewhere as my past exploits indicate. Best of luck with your search.
 
I have excellent research skills, and am over 40 or was that past 4Q, either way I'm past both. Let's write another article together or I'm happy to just cite check. I'm also interested in a part in the film when your upcoming book is turned into a feature film. Please let me know what part you have in mind for me in the film. P.S. Mr. CL rants about American cars after a glass of wine; otherwise, he's happy about foreign cars and likes to ride in them.
 
Hey wait a minute...you are in LUCK!!! I HAVE A 4 IQ!!!

Oh wait a minute...
 
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