Friday, January 11, 2008
It's Haiku Time Again!
Friday, the first week back after break-- if you're like me, your brain is still a little foggy. Fortunately, that's good enough for haiku! Here are this week's themes:
1) Big Trial disasters
2) The worst movie ever made
3) Broken car
4) Swanburg's return
5) Taco Bell, 1 am
6) Cowboys v. Giants
7) Off-Season Santa
8) The Medievalist's Sandwish
9) New Hampshire adventures
10) Pets
Here is mine:
Sister Act Two, with
A drunk projectionist, who
Forgot the third reel.
Now it's your turn--
Comments:
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Yes, I know the second line has 8 syllables. So what?
I never win anyway and you stopped giving out prizes a long time ago.
I never win anyway and you stopped giving out prizes a long time ago.
# posted by 
: 11:46 PM
: 11:46 PM 
I stopped writing these
When you stopped giving prizes.
The masses want bribes.
On topic:
The only movie
I've walked out on: Bad News Bears,
Billy Bob's version.
At one, the Bell is
Just a landmark on the way
To Whataburger.
When you stopped giving prizes.
The masses want bribes.
On topic:
The only movie
I've walked out on: Bad News Bears,
Billy Bob's version.
At one, the Bell is
Just a landmark on the way
To Whataburger.
I love my ride, but
Damn car has no cupholders
Coffee in my lap.
Ishtar. That was bad.
I walked out. Others did too.
The critics were right.
Off season Santa
Buys birthday presents and such.
Kids are expensive.
Damn car has no cupholders
Coffee in my lap.
Ishtar. That was bad.
I walked out. Others did too.
The critics were right.
Off season Santa
Buys birthday presents and such.
Kids are expensive.
# posted by : 8:46 AM
: 8:46 AM
Fat Kenny, tell me--
Which Starbucks was that? I think
I might head that way...
Which Starbucks was that? I think
I might head that way...
# posted by : 10:57 AM
: 10:57 AM
Oh no! Forgot to
Subpeona a witness; that
Was a big problem.
But the other side
Forgot to file medical
Affidavit - oops.
Subpeona a witness; that
Was a big problem.
But the other side
Forgot to file medical
Affidavit - oops.
# posted by : 12:18 PM
: 12:18 PM
Ok this is not a haiku but I just HAVE TO tell the Razor this:
I am the alumni class secretary for my grad class at my high school Cranbrook Kingswood. Mitt Romney went there too, and the class sec for his class (1965 I think) emailed all of the other years' class secs and get this: Asked for all of our classmates email addresses....
Scary huh? He got our emails from the alumni magazine. So then the Alumni office sent out an email saying they were not the source of the addresses and that this was inappropriate.....
Yikes. Osler might delete this post I do not know what rules of his it may violate or if it will, but I thought since the Razor is on the cutting edge for Primary Coverage, I needed to report this....
I am the alumni class secretary for my grad class at my high school Cranbrook Kingswood. Mitt Romney went there too, and the class sec for his class (1965 I think) emailed all of the other years' class secs and get this: Asked for all of our classmates email addresses....
Scary huh? He got our emails from the alumni magazine. So then the Alumni office sent out an email saying they were not the source of the addresses and that this was inappropriate.....
Yikes. Osler might delete this post I do not know what rules of his it may violate or if it will, but I thought since the Razor is on the cutting edge for Primary Coverage, I needed to report this....
Ishtar got bad rap.
Its my FAV. I love the songs.
Truly inspired.
worst movie for me
Lord of the Rings. All those short
odd voiced weird hobbits.
AND it went on for
like four hours. I thought I would
not live through it. UGH.
Bill loved it. But I
never read books, don't care 'bout
elves.... Twas nightmarish.
Many other realllllllly bad
films: Waterworld, AKA
"Fishtar" ha ha ha.
Sorry to offend
all you LOTR Fans.
I just don't get it.
Elves, hobbits, dwarves with
high weird voices. What does this
have to do with ring?
Its my FAV. I love the songs.
Truly inspired.
worst movie for me
Lord of the Rings. All those short
odd voiced weird hobbits.
AND it went on for
like four hours. I thought I would
not live through it. UGH.
Bill loved it. But I
never read books, don't care 'bout
elves.... Twas nightmarish.
Many other realllllllly bad
films: Waterworld, AKA
"Fishtar" ha ha ha.
Sorry to offend
all you LOTR Fans.
I just don't get it.
Elves, hobbits, dwarves with
high weird voices. What does this
have to do with ring?
Not a haiku...
Where's Professor Simpson? I read on frommalibutowaco that Professor Simpson's name was removed from the faculty list and that she's gone from the law school. What's up?
Where's Professor Simpson? I read on frommalibutowaco that Professor Simpson's name was removed from the faculty list and that she's gone from the law school. What's up?
# posted by : 4:06 PM
: 4:06 PM
Correction: I DO
read books. Just not the Lord Of
The Rings books.
Let's talk about Bad
dogs. Beagle Missy sucks. Gets
in garbage DAILY
NEVER, EVER GET
A BEAGLE! SO CUTE, SO BAD.
They're also stinky.
They follow their nose,
right into trouble. DO NOT
listen, they smell bad.
SO very cute, you
say. Awww. STOP! Do not be fooled!
Beagles worst dawgs. BAD.
read books. Just not the Lord Of
The Rings books.
Let's talk about Bad
dogs. Beagle Missy sucks. Gets
in garbage DAILY
NEVER, EVER GET
A BEAGLE! SO CUTE, SO BAD.
They're also stinky.
They follow their nose,
right into trouble. DO NOT
listen, they smell bad.
SO very cute, you
say. Awww. STOP! Do not be fooled!
Beagles worst dawgs. BAD.
PS I saw The
Holiday. Sleepy correct.
It was pretty bad.
You know what is cool?
Netflix. You can even watch
their movies online. (for free)
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Holiday. Sleepy correct.
It was pretty bad.
You know what is cool?
Netflix. You can even watch
their movies online. (for free)
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