Friday, November 02, 2007

 

Finals Haiku Friday


It's always interesting to haiku around finals time. Let's try to keep it upbeat, folks!

Here are the suggested topics:

1) Passin' the Bar
2) Midnight Breakfast
3) Foreign policy regarding Iran
4) The worst finals question ever
5) Where's Britney?
6) Is the World Series over?
7) Noley Bice as Elvis
8) Guiliani
9) Gods of Bowling
10) Halloween

Here's mine:

Property final:
Capitalism v. Commun-
Ism. Please compare them.

Comments:
End of law school blues
rebirth into the real world
Who woulda thunk it?
 
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November 3, 2005

clerking in Tulsa
Scrabblerouser called with news:
called me "Counselor"
 
Too much thinking
Can't count syllables
Brain goes "Pffft"
 
All hail Bowling God!
But what happens when all his
Angels go on strike?
 
Last quarter- torture
might be less painful to get
lethal injection
 
P-R-P-R- Art
Rules, Rules, Stupid, Dumb, Red Rules
Haiku, PC, Hell.
 
Final exam shakes--
I got them every time
The memory haunts.
 
It's Serrathon time!
I love to watch him inveigh
On just everything
 
Worst finals question:
Describe the clotting cascade
Of a dead patient
 
P-R class helpful,
M-P-R-E in future,
Hope Van Gogh is tested.*

*This line should be prounounced with 5 sylables. Good luck.
 
"Bar Exam", words which
once brought dread, now a smile like:
"Practice Court", "Finals".
 
Bar Exam? Puh-lease!
I went to Baylor Law School.
Passing a given.
 
Want to rock out bad
A rockabilly riot!
Can not. Got a kid.

Big sweater, earplugs
I could sneak her into show
How to hold beer though?
 
Giuliani meets
Baylor Law School. Maybe he's
The right adjunct, yes?
 
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