Osler's Razor

Um, see, it's not really a sleeping dog at all, it's the giant pile of hair that got cut off.

How sad when you have to explain an attempt at poetry composed of only 17 syllables.
 

Faux-wood landing strip
Bad wallpaper print peeling
shows sawdust sandwich

The broken corners
The cracked pot metal handles
leg broken, must shoot

Its drawers reclaimed from
"South" Detroit morgue,behind files
think I found Hoffa
 

This abandoned desk,
Belonged to Tyd; drawers
Full of... Agh! Donut!
 

Osler, seriously,
If you post Orleans once more
I will vomitsnot.
 

Attention, people!
I have a new favorite
word-- it's "vomitsnot."
 

Actually, that was supposed to be two words.

12:11
 

Bangers,eggs,bacon
buttered bagel, healthier
than morning donut

Still the one to scratch
my itch, nasty coming from
Hairy naked guys

That album cover
shows first wrestling/stripper meet
must now vomitsnot
 

Workin' the hair farm
Minoxidyl fertilized
still yields barren soil

The naked truth, Tea
is flirting with disaster
blogging as iplaw
 

SA-town's big three
Duncan, Parker, Ginobili
beat cavs in a sweep

*****

Call me the Hair Farm
My victims can never tell
if I am clothed

my special move is
legal when wrestling but not
during my day job

Lucha Libre will
never be the same, fear my
head popping thigh press

*****

near the courthouse
purported bum, sign reading,
"res ipsa loquitur"
 

Aquí, España
Tengo el día libre,
Estudiantes, Sí!
 

Nutella slathered
On pecan bread, a latte:
The perfect breakfast.

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End-of-year desk holds
Last-minute English papers,
Grades, and next year's hopes.
 

I get deja vu
When I go up to your blog
Recycled photos
 

Ginger Hunter's gaffe--
Osler, a terrible bowler
Even worse than Bates
 

My bowling is poor,
But intimidating? Me?
Hairy, not scary!
 

The Hair Farm sold out
Bought by Spinal Tap's Sex Farm
Good business match
 

I think that one of the Orleans is now a congressman from NY... really. Steven Cobert interviewed him around last election time.
 

Ah, so that is who
Has been mowin' down my pea
patch, pokin' my hay!
 

Harry B. Potter
Where is that book about you?
I am now restless.
 

Neil Schon was once in
Santana. Then Journey. Talk
About a setback.

I wanna take a
Train to anywhere, unless
It goes to Hair Farm.

Famous hair farmers -
Nikki Six, Tommy Lee, Axl,
Izzy, Slash, Prof. Bates?
 

Another professor has joined the blogging community: http://www.boiler-babe.blogspot.com/
 

Unhealthy Breakfast

one gulp - pool water
some listerine down the hatch
one venti red eye
 

skunge, now vomitsnot
Baylor continues to build
vocabulary

Pretend to be me?
imitation will flatter
But Bjork? Try again!
 

Leaving Santana
Some Journey's not worth taking
Who's crying now?
 

Slip of the keyboard
brings doubtful punctuation apostrophe? oops
 

Where is the Hair Farm?
Certainly not on my head
Where o where is it?

I look high and low
throughout the house - there it is!
In the bathtub drain.

Is this my future?
Going bald; unclogging drains.
Middle age arrives.
 

A line break might help
make morning haiku fit form
much coffee needed
 

Augeri could not
Turn the wheel in the sky long
Unfortunate broken hip
 

Mark, after haircut
Send hair here, I'll make iplaw
Mid-life crisis wig
 

ron paul dynamite
salvation of us all he
will in '08 be.
 

Like me, Leoni
Regrets the chances gone by,
she: IP Law guy

me: I almost missed,
the Osler experience.
Fear of bowling prof.
 

T. Leoni, No.
But hair I have. Tradelawguy
Going bald, not me
 

Osler, I'd cut your mop
But have no free time, two jobs!
Equals busy Mrs.!

To get your wig trimm'd
Try new Hippie Chic Salon
Austin Avenue

Thanks for the vote of confidence, though :) I think you'd look good with a buzz cut! heehee
 

That is my faux pas
I can't read today either
can I edit it?
 

I love my new job!
Office in master bedroom.
4 Kids, 3 Cats, me.

Never know what will
happen: toddlers, kittens, toys.
I really like it.

Four kids: Maddie, 7;
Erin, 4; Nate 2; and eight
month old "JoeBaby."

Even the cats like me.
Jonah, Max and Tiger all
wander in and out.

Today Max supervised.
Small, white kitten, perched on my
desk. Meet the new boss.

Holly and Matt, parents...
they make it looks so easy!!
Like Fred and Ginger.

Why are some people
so good at parenting, it
just comes easily?

I try hard, read books....
still, it is not just second
nature, not for me.

Spencer is out of
preschool. Monday a picnic,
then its all over.

In Summer, we must work
on table manners, potty
training, listening.

Donut will be in
Rehab til July, then work
release. Then boot camp.

His defense was lame:
"I don't even KNOW that guy
in the trunk..." Guilty.

I don't care what you
say, Bill. You owe me a desk.
LOVED that piece of crap.
 

Ikea coming
Special- Crappy desks half off
Replace your desk then

Finally you'll have your way
Testosterone free office
that's fit to be Tyd
 

Iplawguy said...

T. Leoni, No.
But hair I have. Tradelawguy
Going bald, not me


Still one up on me
I have neither head of hair
nor T.Leoni
 

Two iplaws posting?
Baylor's own Darren Stevens
Who let Sargent in?
 

IP is Dick York
Or else the astronaut guy
With the dazed look.