Osler's Razor

Oh, yeah-- I LOVE Ratt! I like to drive around DC in my Reliant K blasting Ratt tunes out of my enormous ass-speakers!
 

Slaw Guy--

I really and truly hope you meant enormous-ass speakers and not "enormous ass-speakers. If you have installed giant speakers in your ass, well... I'm speechless.
 

"Oh! Chewbacca! What a wookie!"

Actually, I was listening to Modest Mouse. And I still think I'm more of a Jay than a Silent Bob. Minus the heroin abuse.
 

That, and you never swear. Right? At least I've never heard it.
 

Baker smells a lot like Silent Bob, anyways.
 

Actually, Silent Bob does talk. I think he said that thing about Chewbacca the Wookiee.
 

Our Boy Poseur was waiting on the BearMeat Editorial Board to arrive at the Umphrey to finalize our Agreement. Also, we promised him beef brisket and Jim Beam, to ensure his attendance.
 

Untrue things have ! at the end:
Wife, mother, daughter, sister, aunt!, cousin, professor!,lawyer, handbell ringer!, Cadet, Boilermaker!, Wildcat!, reader!, Christian, American!, moderate! Democrat, popcorn-lover!, jogger!, shower singer, news junkie!, Court-TV junkie!, animal lover!, geocaching fool, Delta, Dallas Cowboys fan1, HUMAN BEING!.
 

I am too a jogger!
 

How about a Swissgirl action figure?
 

What is "ips law"? Personally I haven't had a K Car since 1991 when I traded in my 1986 Chrysler LeBaron convertible.

As for Ratt, the only thing I ever liked was their cheesy videos.

I gotta take exception to your characterization of Hawkwind as Heavy Metal. Acid or psychedelic music would be the proper classification
 

IP--

I think he was referring to "IP Slaw," not "IPS Law." IP slaw is kind of like cole slaw, only it is made with some kind of intellectual property. For example, here is my Mom's recipe for IP Slaw:

1) Shred copywritten material. You will need one novel or half of an academic treatise.

2) Place in large bowl. Dump in 1 jar of Marzetti's slaw dressing.

3) Mix and serve!
 

I was going to sayt taht guy looks a lot like Silent bob


Lately in my rented house. I smell like fresh cigarette smoke I have no idea why I think one of the neighbors smokes outside, and it goes into our central ac unit or something. Bill I think thinks I am imagining it but I SWEAR I semll it. I woudl say this house is haunted by a smoker b ut its only 6 months old.

BY the way I HATE those silent bob movies I am literal minded perhaps but I do not get them.

I do not get a lot of things.. Like why a three phase switch turns on at only two places. I am always asking questions about this THe worst one maybe was at the end of THe Talented Mr Ripley...

I said to Bill, Hey who do you think was in the closet at the end of the movie?? I think it was Gwyneth Paltrow....

He was like DUH Liz Uhmmmm it was a METAPHOR ok? Well EXCUUUUUUUSE ME, Mr. Film Studies Minor....


there are some things that just do not make sense to me. L:ike bandaids... look what color bandaids are.... they are the color of flesh. but only WHITE people flesh.... DO you thing like greek poeple asians, black people these people never need bandaids??? Well maybe THEY would like a bandaid that matches THEIR skin... I say either make them all like BLUE like the color of NO ONE's skin or forget it. its NOT fair that they only match white people's skin.
 

Iplawife once got me some bandaids with baseballs on them. They were way cool.
 

I don't want an action figure, I want a clone of me, so I can loll around and watch myself do laundry.

I can definitely think of people who need a voodoo doll, though...very handy, hmmm?
 

On the whole band-aid issue: In the CL household, your choices are spiderman, batman, and Barbie. The CL prefers the Barbie ones. If they made George Clooney band-aids, I would pick those ;)
 

Mrs. CL--

That sounds like an inaction figure, if it just lolls around and watches you do laundry...
 

I am an action figure?
 

yeah Spencer has Superman bandaids. I don't mind wearing the kid ones but they are way too small for most of my boo boos.

I do not mind doing laundry. Its doing dishes I hate. and well lots of other stuff too Yukky real life stuff.