Wednesday, April 18, 2007

 

Test Answers!


Whew! I am finally done with crafting the devilish Sentencing exam for Saturday. I would never release the questions, but I figure as a little gift to Razor readers I would release a few of the answers here:

9b: No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! (pronounciation counts, too)

13a: It goes in the dryer. And you are just supposed to put in one sheet of the fabric softener, not the actual bear.

20: Those crimes designated as Capital Felonies are eligible for the death penalty under Texas Law, plus those crimes involving weapons, narcotics, slander to the beef industry, and certain misdemeanors regarding immigration, seat belts, and boots.

29f: Four.

59c: The defendant is not eligible for probation-- but he IS eligible to save a lot of money on his car insurance!

87b: The light at the end of the dock is a symbol of hope.

104a: Gandolf and Dumbledore both derive from more ancient characters in British mythology.

Hope that helps!

Comments:
42
 
Osler,

That's just cruel. I thought you and I had an understanding that you'd only let me know the answers in advance.

Oso,

Osler isn't testing us about the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, just sentencing.
 
I thought the answer to 29f was "Swanburg's Mom"

I need to study more....
 
4? Really? I got 5.
 
Osler says I can divulge a few more answers because I wrote the questions!

1. Draino, but it does violate Federal sentencing guidelines.

3. Professor Plum, with a copy of 2012 in the Law Library.

19. E All of the above except for any letters in your first name.

36. El Garrote Vil

and lastly,

54. Que quieres que te diga?
 
1. Prof., you r a nerd. (meant in a nice way)
 
37t-f Yes, it is considered cruel, just not unusual.

14c- I cannot answer that question with incriminating myself. But thanks for asking~!

77a- Um, no. Well, Yeah, maybe.

125c- Peroxide will take that stain out, but luminol will show it. Tough Luck.
 
Is this a picture of Iplaw's wedding?
 
Great photo! Love the little girls up front primping and enjoying their beautiful dresses on someone's special day!

Is "Meatloaf" one of the answers?
 
Crap. I feel like my studying has not prepared me for those questions.

You wouldn't fail a GS, would you?

ERhine.
 
Nerd? Obviously you have no idea. I own pocket protectors, a slide-rule, black horned-rim glasses; I have a Sargent Carter haircut, I read Latin for fun, I collect histories of Spanish literature; I personally know the guides at 11 major monuments in Spain. By the way, all of that is the answer for number 21. Being a nerd is great fun.
 
69 - C: "Colonel Mustard, in the Study, with the candlestick."
 
ERhine,

yes he would, unless of course you are one of the few ethical students, in that case no.
 
I always thought that the light at the end of the dock, because it was a green light, represents the money, illusion and greed of East Egg, and the envy of Gatsby for all that lies there.
 
Go English majors! i.e. the green light at the end of the dock. I think it represents Gatsby's yearning for Daisy and her world--what both Osler and Ginger Hunter said. Aren't symbols wonderful things?
 
I am disappointed that no questions are about the most benevolent and ame-inspiring Puffalump.

[Translation: everyone's disappointed that you're not divulging the answer to the tough question involving Puffalumps, so please give us something to go on here!]
 
The Green light at the end of the dock is a bug zapper.

No, I did not wear a cowboy hat or my boots (and I own more than one of each) at the Iplaw wedding. I do have photos, however. None, unfortunately, however, of Prof. Osler stuffing his face in the chocolate fountain or chasing the Priest with a croquet mallet.
 
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