Sunday, March 04, 2007
Winston Fox and His Lies Must Stop!
I don't know if you have seen this, but it has me hopping mad. Mayor McCheese has given his life to public service, to the point where the poor guy can't even afford a full set of glasses and has to make do with a monocle. People, it's time to stand up for our mayor, and to those who call him a "stinking drunk" and similar names!
As one noted expert has pointed out, Mayor McCheese is the only elected official in the fast food universe. While Burger King and the Dairy Queen rule by monarchial fiat, the Mayor answers to an electorate. If you believe in democracy... you believe in the Mayor.
As one noted expert has pointed out, Mayor McCheese is the only elected official in the fast food universe. While Burger King and the Dairy Queen rule by monarchial fiat, the Mayor answers to an electorate. If you believe in democracy... you believe in the Mayor.
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Maybe what's called for is some sort of detente? After all, are you really willing to toe the MAD-line against the divine right of flame-broiled ground beef . . . and cheese . . . perhaps even your choice of bun? And if so, doesn't that reflect a monocular view of current geo-politico-realities?
# posted by 
: 12:06 AM
: 12:06 AM
Hah! That fraud McCheese is a blowhard with an outsize ego. He only got elected because the Supreme Court of McDonaldland is comprised of the Evil Grimace, the Hamburglar and a bunch of fries.
Look how well his invasion of Arby's went! And now he's trying to distract our attention from that fiasco by rattling his saber at Carl's Jr.
What you need is a man on a white horse -- Roy Rogers!
Look how well his invasion of Arby's went! And now he's trying to distract our attention from that fiasco by rattling his saber at Carl's Jr.
What you need is a man on a white horse -- Roy Rogers!
# posted by : 12:21 AM
: 12:21 AM
Roy Rogers knew how to run a burger-town. Too bad he's gone. Still McCheese is clearly better than that blowhard Fox. McCheese has proven he can deliver low cost of living, employ millions, and serve billions and billions despite being in a town with only a handful of permanent residents. I am still disappointed in his decision to stop using lard in the fries, but that ain't enough to dump a brilliant public servant.
# posted by : 5:49 PM
: 5:49 PM
Mayor McCheese may be the only one saving us from those commies over at Schlotsky's. And you know what THEY say...accept no substituteskies...if that ain't red, I don't know what is. But I could really use a meal deal right about now! Oh no, they've already brainwashed me with their propaganda! Still kinda hungry though.....Jeffy?
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